Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle
Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle by Shulkingit April 25, 2015
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everyone's mate
A very rare breed of school pupil who seems to get on with everyone in the school, no matter what breed they are.
Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.
Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.
Asshole.Hey, whos the dickhead at the vendie machine?
Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.
Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.
everyone's mate by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Everyone’s Favorite Holiday
Everyone’s Favorite Holiday by Alahnaa June 9, 2022
everyone’s a roll
everyone’s a roll by SuperKamptiA June 22, 2023
Everyone's a Comedian
Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
Everyone's a Comedian by nycdoggo May 23, 2025
Everyone's gangster until
A popular internet meme and slang phrase that means once you meet your match or find yourself out of your depth, your tough front crumbles, and your true colors show.
Everyone's gangster until they’re in front of a judge and he’s handing down that life sentence without parole.
Everyone's gangster until by Jamie BM July 31, 2026
Poop on Everyone's Faces
An exclamation, something you yell out of extreme frustration when you are searching for something to express your feelings.
Bertha: "Oh no Dane, I forgot my keys, now we are locked out of the house!"
Dane: "OH GREAT! Poop on everyone's faces!!"
Dane: "OH GREAT! Poop on everyone's faces!!"
Poop on Everyone's Faces by thebabbler August 29, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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