Definitions by SuperKamptiA

umjammer lammy remastered 

Something that will never happen.

Sorry, Umjammer Lammy Remastered will not happen.

umjammer lammy remastered by SuperKamptiA June 24, 2023

everyone’s a roll

everyone’s a roll

Hey! Did you know everyone’s a roll?

everyone’s a roll by SuperKamptiA June 22, 2023

Scratch.mit.edu 

A. The granddaddy of memes, dating all the way back to 2007.

B. A Website where you can code games and animations.

C. The daycare of social media, roaming with 10 year olds.

D. Did I mention all the memes?

I went on Scratch.mit.edu the other day while my friends were on the Phub.

Scratch.mit.edu by SuperKamptiA June 8, 2023

willy beamish

A whiny kid from his own Sega CD game.

The Adventures of Willy Beamish

willy beamish by SuperKamptiA May 26, 2023

Hard Bladder 

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.

In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”

Hard Bladder by SuperKamptiA May 7, 2023

psa 9 mint rizz

You get every single bitch in the universe.

Jason: Bro, do you have psa 9 mint rizz?
McCormick: Jason we need to put you down

psa 9 mint rizz by SuperKamptiA April 17, 2023

sweetfrog 

The best frozen yogurt lace to exist

Yo bro, let’s get some sweetfrog!

sweetfrog by SuperKamptiA December 24, 2022