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Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle
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A bald
white man
who you think
you know
but you don't. He also loves
your kids
for some reason.
That guy
over there
in
the big white
van looks like everyone's creepy
pedophile
uncle.
Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle
by
Shulkingit
April 25, 2015
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