Dave: WHAT THE FUCK??
*skybase starts falling and Dave can't save himself*
Jake: my bad bro I'll get your reboot (laughing on mute)
*skybase starts falling and Dave can't save himself*
Jake: my bad bro I'll get your reboot (laughing on mute)
by nycdoggo September 04, 2023
The art of staying one step ahead without revealing your strategic plans. However, it's usually used as justification for your stupid ass idea.
by nycdoggo September 04, 2023
Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
by nycdoggo May 24, 2025