evangenitals

a combination of evangelical and genitals resulting in one of the greatest bands to ever grace this earth. fronted by the Reverend juliachrista

<boy>what are you doing tonight?
<girl>going to mr t's bowl to hear the evangenitals
<boy>RAWK! can I come?
<girl>let's get married!
<boy>WOOT!

evangenitals by juliachrista February 11, 2004

evangenital 

A Christian evangelist who is intolerant of differing beliefs, especially one who is loudly so, and therefore can be said to be acting like a dick or a twat.

Thanks to the evangenitals in my hometown, the liquor store was shut down, the porn-store owner was run out of town, and the pharmacist was forced to stop carrying birth control.

evangenital by Emdeecee December 11, 2009

evangelicalskye 

a mixture of the two most amazing girls in the whole world. With a choice of all their best aspects. Beautiful, intelligent, sexy, kind, caring, amaze in a maze and hilariously witty. This girl will blow your mind!

wow that girls so amazing its like shes an evangelicalskye

evangelicalskye by weknowallthefacts.com April 18, 2010

Evangenital 

A portmanteau of the words "Evangelical" and "genital".

A derogatory term for a conservative Christian who is obsessed with what other people do with their private parts, often targeting LGBTQ+ people, and projecting their inner perverse desires in the form of socially acceptable anger.

My Evangenital uncle does nothing but talk about what trans people do with their private areas. He's also obsessed with what people do in their private bedrooms, too. He's disgusting!

Evangenital by BumbaBee April 18, 2025

Evangelicals 

“Christians” who worship politics.

The Evangelicals’s obsession with politics causes them to break the first commandment.

Evangelicals by akt858 January 23, 2021

Emangenital 

Etymology: From Latin prefix e- (“out of”) + man + genitals, referring to the use of gender or sex-related grievances as a moral or religious weapon.
Pronunciation: /ɪˈmæn.dʒɪ.nəl/
Noun:
An individual or movement that justifies discrimination, hypocrisy, or authoritarian policies by framing gender or sex-related grievances as religious or moral imperatives. Emangenitals claim to defend “family values” while undermining gender equity and attacking those with different gender expressions.

“That politician is catering to the Emangenitals — preaching ‘protect the family’ while ignoring systemic discrimination and gender-based violence.”

RaEast

Emangenital by RaEast June 19, 2025