a combination of evangelical and genitals resulting in one of the greatest bands to ever grace this earth. fronted by the Reverend juliachrista
<boy>what are you doing tonight?
<girl>going to mr t's bowl to hear the evangenitals
<boy>RAWK! can I come?
<girl>let's get married!
<boy>WOOT!
<girl>going to mr t's bowl to hear the evangenitals
<boy>RAWK! can I come?
<girl>let's get married!
<boy>WOOT!
by juliachrista February 11, 2004
A Christian evangelist who is intolerant of differing beliefs, especially one who is loudly so, and therefore can be said to be acting like a dick or a twat.
Thanks to the evangenitals in my hometown, the liquor store was shut down, the porn-store owner was run out of town, and the pharmacist was forced to stop carrying birth control.
by Emdeecee December 11, 2009
A portmanteau of the words "Evangelical" and "genital".
A derogatory term for a conservative Christian who is obsessed with what other people do with their private parts, often targeting LGBTQ+ people, and projecting their inner perverse desires in the form of socially acceptable anger.
A derogatory term for a conservative Christian who is obsessed with what other people do with their private parts, often targeting LGBTQ+ people, and projecting their inner perverse desires in the form of socially acceptable anger.
My Evangenital uncle does nothing but talk about what trans people do with their private areas. He's also obsessed with what people do in their private bedrooms, too. He's disgusting!
by BumbaBee April 18, 2025