evangenital

A Christian evangelist who is intolerant of differing beliefs, especially one who is loudly so, and therefore can be said to be acting like a dick or a twat.

Thanks to the evangenitals in my hometown, the liquor store was shut down, the porn-store owner was run out of town, and the pharmacist was forced to stop carrying birth control.

by Emdeecee December 11, 2009

Evangenital

A portmanteau of the words "Evangelical" and "genital".

A derogatory term for a conservative Christian who is obsessed with what other people do with their private parts, often targeting LGBTQ+ people, and projecting their inner perverse desires in the form of socially acceptable anger.

My Evangenital uncle does nothing but talk about what trans people do with their private areas. He's also obsessed with what people do in their private bedrooms, too. He's disgusting!

by BumbaBee April 18, 2025

court evangelical

Court Evangelicals are Trump’s inner circle of Christian evangelicals who think it is a good idea for ministers to endorse candidates from the pulpit, have bowed a knee to the political power of the presidency, think Trump is a “baby Christian,” believe evangelicals have found their “dream president” in Trump, and regularly show up at the White House whenever Trump wants to say something about religion. The court evangelicals sacrifice their prophetic voice to political influence. The court evangelicals have put their faith in a political strongman who promises to alleviate their fears and protect them from the forces of secularization.

They are evangelical leaders who will defend Donald Trump no matter what he does.

Source: John Fea, Professor of American History and Chair of the History Department at Messiah College in Grantham, Pennsylvania, His Blog is The Way of Improvement Leads Home

Person 1: Could you tell me who some of these Court Evangelicals are?
Person 2: Robert Jeffress, Jerry Falwell Jr., Paula White, James Dobson, Robert Morris, Franklin Graham, Kenneth Copeland...

by Reverend Anthony August 8, 2017

Evangelicaland

Evangelicaland is the place where Christianity is defined by do's and don'ts, political affiliation and church attendance.

In Evangelicaland, to truly be a Christian, you have to act and think a certain way.

by living_in_evangelicaland December 9, 2008

Evangelical Atheist

An atheist that combats religion as zealously as evangelicals thrust their religious beliefs on others.

I was talking to a co-worker about an episode of Mysteries of the Bible on National Geographic and this Evangelical Atheist jumped into our conversation telling us that we believed in a Spaghetti Monster God.

by Aaron C. A April 8, 2012

evangelical

Type of Christianity that places authority in the Bible as the infallible word of God. This does not necessarily mean a literal interpretation of everything in the Bible (cf. creationism). Not to be confused with evangelism, which means something entirely different.

No-one knows what evangelical means.

by jedi_llama April 28, 2006

evangelical movement

When someone takes a crap that is so magnificent they cannot bring themselves to flush, and instead must show everyone they know this magnificent creation.

Bob: Joe! You must see this! Come with me! Something magnificent has happened!
Joe: Wow, ok
Bob: Look, look here at what I have created!
Joe: Um, wow, nice turd Bob
Bob: Nice turd? That is no mortal turd Joe, this is the Turd of turds!
Joe: Yeah, sure, I can see that. A true evangelical movement you've had there.

by I'm Pseudonym March 3, 2011