JT's Stockroom

The first online sex toy company, ever. Created in 1989, JT's Stockroom supplies BDSM equipment and the best in sexual technology to the entire world via the intra-web.

<boy>what do you want for christmas, honey?
<girl>i want a strap-on.
<boy>Hook it up! (www.stockroom.com)
<girl>I'm gonna poke you in the bum!
<boy>WOOT!

by juliachrista February 11, 2004

pickle

a tricky situation; a conundrum

i love him and he loves her and she's my mom.... it's a pickle.

by juliachrista February 11, 2004

souperklawbra

(pronounced "super-claw-bra") an enigmatic lobster-clawed soup-can looking bra-wearing chupacabra-esque monstrosity which is rapped about by the hip-hop duo 'The SouperKlawBrazzz', written about in the cryptozological comic 'The Paranoid Freakly' and feared by small children world wide.

Kid: "Daddy, I'm scared."
Dad: "You should be. There's a SouperKlawBra under your bed, Kid!"

by juliachrista August 19, 2006

evangenitals

a combination of evangelical and genitals resulting in one of the greatest bands to ever grace this earth. fronted by the Reverend juliachrista

<boy>what are you doing tonight?
<girl>going to mr t's bowl to hear the evangenitals
<boy>RAWK! can I come?
<girl>let's get married!
<boy>WOOT!

by juliachrista February 11, 2004