7 definitions by akt858

Lee Kuan Yew

The founder of Singapore, a city that’s praised for its wealth and safety. He is also the human embodiment of Mammon, the demon of money and greed.

The demon Mamon has manifested himself as Lee Kuan Yew, the founder of a rich nanny state that makes people sacrifice their souls for money and safety.

by akt858 February 22, 2021

CopperCab

A YouTube troll who spits everywhere.

CopperCab’s rage-induced rants make him spew saliva everywhere, especially on his video camera.

by akt858 February 26, 2021

Tucker Carlson

A Fox News pundit with a small and punchable face.

Tucker Carlson has such a small face. I want to punch it so badly.

by akt858 September 5, 2020

Baby Boomers

Individuals who claim that young people are spoiled, but want people to give them special treatment just because they are old.

Baby Boomers: Why don’t you wipe my butt for me? You’re supposed to respect your elders!

by akt858 August 19, 2020

Astrology

A practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their birthdays. Although it seems harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate for certain people.

Astrology lover: WhEn Is YoUr BiRtHdAy?
Normal person: November the-
Astrology lover: Ew YoUr A sCoRpIo GeT aWaY fRoM mE!!!1!1!
Normal person: What the hell is wrong with you?

by akt858 August 29, 2020

Singapore

A nanny state that is glorified by money-loving cowards.

Money can’t buy happiness. Unfortunately, people who glorify Singapore are too dumb to realize that.

by akt858 October 25, 2020

Evangelicals

“Christians” who worship politics.

The Evangelicals’s obsession with politics causes them to break the first commandment.

by akt858 January 24, 2021