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Evangelicals 

The Evangelicals’s obsession with politics causes them to break the first commandment.
Evangelicals by akt858 January 23, 2021
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court evangelical

Court Evangelicals are Trumps inner circle of Christian evangelicals who think it is a good idea for ministers to endorse candidates from the pulpit, have bowed a knee to the political power of the presidency, think Trump is a “baby Christian,” believe evangelicals have found their “dream president” in Trump, and regularly show up at the White House whenever Trump wants to say something about religion. The court evangelicals sacrifice their prophetic voice to political influence. The court evangelicals have put their faith in a political strongman who promises to alleviate their fears and protect them from the forces of secularization.

They are evangelical leaders who will defend Donald Trump no matter what he does.

Source: John Fea, Professor of American History and Chair of the History Department at Messiah College in Grantham, Pennsylvania, His Blog is The Way of Improvement Leads Home
Person 1: Could you tell me who some of these Court Evangelicals are?
Person 2: Robert Jeffress, Jerry Falwell Jr., Paula White, James Dobson, Robert Morris, Franklin Graham, Kenneth Copeland...

Evangelicaland 

Evangelicaland is the place where Christianity is defined by do's and don'ts, political affiliation and church attendance.
In Evangelicaland, to truly be a Christian, you have to act and think a certain way.

evangelica 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Just by looking at her eyes will melt your heart and you will probably fall in love with her.
She is so Evangelica.
evangelica by Kyiro January 9, 2014

Evangelical Atheist 

An atheist that combats religion as zealously as evangelicals thrust their religious beliefs on others.
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evangelical 

Type of Christianity that places authority in the Bible as the infallible word of God. This does not necessarily mean a literal interpretation of everything in the Bible (cf. creationism). Not to be confused with evangelism, which means something entirely different.
No-one knows what evangelical means.
evangelical by jedi_llama April 28, 2006

Exvangelical 

A person who has left the Evangelical Christian movement. This includes people who have left to more progressive Christian denominations as well as those who have left Christianity all together.
I was raised Baptist but am now an Exvangelical. I am currently agnostic.
Exvangelical by exvie December 26, 2018
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