evaludate

When two people who are in a relationship get into a huge first fight, and decide they still want to be together besides the issue at hand, they "evaludate".

Evaluate + date.

Definitely pretty excited to evaludate our relationship tonight after last weeks situation!

by finespunflesh March 19, 2011

Ejaculate and Evacuate

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

ejaculate and evacuate

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

by spigetfinners November 20, 2017

Cum Evaluator

The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.

Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?

by William Donelly May 16, 2021

Ejaculate and Evacuate

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

Evacuate

To move people out of a danger area.

They'll have to evacuate before the volcanoe erupts.

by Jafje May 25, 2007

evakluate

To evakluate means to evacuate a premises while in the process of evaluating it, normally under extreme circumstances. (Otherwise... why would you do both?)

The health inspector had to quickly evakluate the restaurant because of the fire that began in the kitchen.

by typosnstuff14 April 23, 2010