5 definitions by William Donelly

Cum economics is the economic value and processes that affect the cum market. For example when there is too much African cum in the market it causes demand to drop. (that's open for interpretation)
William: I love the cum economics of my country Uganda

Joe Mama: stfu
by William Donelly May 17, 2021
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The Cum Valuation is the value your cum holds, which can be found in the stickiness, thickness, colour, sperm cells and amount of cum presented to the Cum Evaluator
Chad: Nice cum valuation bro, its real thick!

William: thanks bro, its all thanks to No Nut November
by William Donelly May 17, 2021
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The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.
Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?
by William Donelly May 17, 2021
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The cum market is the market for supply and demand of cum. This can be affected by simple Cum economics.
Peter file: I bought some cum of the cum market last week Candice!

Candice: We can finally have a baby!
by William Donelly May 17, 2021
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Cum tax is the tax rate put onto an individual's cum based on the value it holds because of its Cum Valuation. Instead of being taxed real money, you are taxed in excess cum.
Sarah: wow william you lost a lot of cum after the Cum Tax

William: i feel dead inside
by William Donelly May 16, 2021
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