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a SIMP with about 3 friends and who constantly thinks abt a guys who doesn’t like them back
wow etztl is sad about him again.. not suprised
etztl by etztl April 12, 2020
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eTitlement 

A sense of entitlement and lack of respect for other people's time and effort shown by users of the internet, commonly found on discussion forums. Often accompanied by other signs of underdeveloped self-knowledge and bloated sense of self-importance.
Clive_012: "Hey, I got the new Manual of Incredulous Alternatives early. I'll do my best to answer questions that aren't too exhaustive or that'll bring the wrath of the Magicians from the Shore down on our community since they don't respond well to people posting stuff word for word."

Fishy_Bob: "Excellent, I'm waiting for that book to get 'released' ;p What's the full parameters for an Investigative Editor, I want to play one in tonights game."

Clive_012: "They look nice, some nice tweaks to the resolution system. The full parameters fill two whole chapters, a lot of juicy options. They focus a lot on Piece Stuff Together and have a lot of action types for Executive Editing. Quite different from the normal Editor archtypes but they seem to retain the feel of the role".

Fishy_Bob: "Gee thanks for wasting my time asshole, I could have gotten that info from the previews. How about posting something that's actually useful so I can play one tonight!"

Stan_Man: "Check out the eTitlement on Fishy_Bob. Begone, troll!"
eTitlement by eTitled July 15, 2009
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He's is simply amazing , charming , funny , kind , sweet guy you could ever meet . You instantly fall in love with him . He is very athletic but lazy . He is fun to be around . He has such incredible personality . You really have to try to open him up because he is a closed book but once you open him , he is such blessing from God . Family always comes first for him . Loves to be with his friends . He is simply such a blessing and he is worth more than thousand diamonds .
Eztli means bloody saint
Eztli by lilcute26 March 22, 2017
The best girl ever!!! Outgoing and funny, her joke always lands. Probably in theater, because with a personality as bright as etzells, you have to be on stage!! So incredibly talented. Like SO INCREDIBLY TALENTED!!! But probably doesn’t believe it. She can act, sing, dance, draw, she can do anything she sets her mind to. She probably has small feet. Loved by everyone, especially her friends and family. Charismatic and friendly. She’s definitely a people person. She’s soo intellectual too!! You cannot go wrong with Etzell !!
Me: I love Etzell!!
Friend 1: Me too!!
Friend 2: she’s so nice!!
etzell by Zila May 2, 2018

Etzel Pretzel 

Etzel Pretzel by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020
If you ever meet an eztli, you’ll know that their sweet, kind, funny,loyal, etc.. she may be somewhat of a total dummy, but that gives more opportunities to be study buddies!! Another thing about eztli is that people fall HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THEM!! They’re very attractive, but they don’t realize

It:/…

P.s don’t ever mess with an eztli, they’ll mess u up bad, Their name literally means blood
Bro:Dude eztli is a total babe
Dude: bro but I’ve heard she beat up that one guy for hurting her friend!
Bro: loyal and a babe! Score!!
Eztli by Bowieshotgf November 23, 2021
If you ever meet an eztli, you’ll know that their sweet, kind, funny,loyal, etc.. she may be somewhat of a total dummy, but that gives more opportunities to be study buddies!! Another thing about eztli is that people fall HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THEM!! They’re very attractive, but they don’t realize

It:/…

P.s don’t ever mess with an eztli, they’ll mess u up bad, Their name literally means blood
Bro:Dude eztli is a total babe
Dude: bro but I’ve heard she beat up that one guy for hurting her friend!
Bro: loyal and a babe! Score!!
Eztli by Bowieshotgf November 23, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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