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a fine ass woman...
owns a pretzel shop...
end of story...
<3
I love etzel's pretzels!
etzel by etzelpretzellover240 November 1, 2013
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Etzel Pretzel 

Etzel Pretzel by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020
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Brian Etzel 

Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart
Brian Etzel by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
the most amazing person ever. they’ll make your life better, so let them in. they’re so cute and perfect. honestly just keep them in your life for as long as you can. 💖 but really, they’re kind to certain people, they stay up late, and will talk to you for as long as you want and as long as they can. marry a ethel if you can :)
i just saw such a amazing person!!
wow, they’re probably a Ethel! talk to them :)
Ethel! by gaypanic April 1, 2021
One of the last few decent-hearted girls left in this world. Forward thinking, pioneering, and and hard working. Not one to hold back on the harsh truth. Likely to have been bullied for her name but stands strong, eventually having people envious of her. She has a beauty that seems to stand through time, and people of all generations consider her personality and charm to make her beauty even that more radiant. Her politeness doesn’t dampen her resiliency to her beliefs, and she always wants what’s best for the greater good. An Ethel thinks and does so much for the world, and will never be forgotten by anyone.

If you think you’re smart, you won’t feel as smart after one conversation with an Ethel. She will not make you feel stupid at all, instead she will make you feel like you’ve yet to see the world.
Person 1: You're not such a loud mouth today. Everything ok?
Person 2: A lady just changed my perspective on bringing the shopping carts to the right place after doing groceries today. She made me feel like I want to be a better person.
Person 1: Must have been an Ethel.
Ethel by MotleysCrue November 14, 2021
A geometry dash youtuber who is commonly known for his effect levels and loud screaming on twitch. It is said that he is fed moist fishsticks by Zobros on Tuesdays.
He screamed like Etzer, incredibly loud and obnoxious after he died on Call of Duty.
Etzer by F_I_R_E_D June 22, 2016
Mii from the Creepypasta Wii Deleted You
basically HELLO UR WII HAS VIRUS
person 1
look i made eteled
person 2
wow... OH LOOKI OUT
person 1
what the AAAAAAAAA
eteled by Joseetion July 11, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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