etzell 

The best girl ever!!! Outgoing and funny, her joke always lands. Probably in theater, because with a personality as bright as etzells, you have to be on stage!! So incredibly talented. Like SO INCREDIBLY TALENTED!!! But probably doesn’t believe it. She can act, sing, dance, draw, she can do anything she sets her mind to. She probably has small feet. Loved by everyone, especially her friends and family. Charismatic and friendly. She’s definitely a people person. She’s soo intellectual too!! You cannot go wrong with Etzell !!

Me: I love Etzell!!
Friend 1: Me too!!
Friend 2: she’s so nice!!

etzell by Zila May 2, 2018

Ezell 

The best last name in the world. Originates from the royal families of Europe. People with the surname Ezell are all sexy beasts. They are the most beautiful people in the universe.

Guy: his last name is Ezell.
Girl: He is super hot and I think I want to do him.

Ezell by Johnny big mac November 1, 2010

eizelle 

Eizelles take no shit from anybody. She’s a great friends to many but also a dumb bitch. Whenever you’re in trouble, eizelles got your back.

What are you, an Elizabeth? No, she’s an Eizelle

eizelle by rainb0wzfarts January 29, 2019

etselled 

1. To thrust the pelvis with great force, stunning the person in front, 2. To accelerate rapidly in such a way that the word accelerate, does not qualify to describe. 3. To accomplish greatness beyond ones belief

etsell etselled at an unbelievable speed.

etselled by pretzmeister September 17, 2013

Tristan Ezell

He is a crazy little redhead idiot. He's always aggresive and sucks at school.

He loves his friends but he can be really crazy at Times.

Man, I think he's a Tristan Ezell.

Tristan Ezell by countryboy1700 April 16, 2019

Etella 

A crazy yet lovable girl. Etella is very pretty. Many guys check her out. Etella is a very good friend and will listen to any of your problems. Remember not to touch her hair or she will slap you silly!

guy - DAAAAMM isn't that chick Etella fiiiine?!
another guy - holy shit she is! *jis in pants*

Etella by toeranasaurusrex August 7, 2011

Etzel Pretzel 

When you have a brother with Tourette’s

Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel

Etzel Pretzel by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020