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eTitlement 

A sense of entitlement and lack of respect for other people's time and effort shown by users of the internet, commonly found on discussion forums. Often accompanied by other signs of underdeveloped self-knowledge and bloated sense of self-importance.
Clive_012: "Hey, I got the new Manual of Incredulous Alternatives early. I'll do my best to answer questions that aren't too exhaustive or that'll bring the wrath of the Magicians from the Shore down on our community since they don't respond well to people posting stuff word for word."

Fishy_Bob: "Excellent, I'm waiting for that book to get 'released' ;p What's the full parameters for an Investigative Editor, I want to play one in tonights game."

Clive_012: "They look nice, some nice tweaks to the resolution system. The full parameters fill two whole chapters, a lot of juicy options. They focus a lot on Piece Stuff Together and have a lot of action types for Executive Editing. Quite different from the normal Editor archtypes but they seem to retain the feel of the role".

Fishy_Bob: "Gee thanks for wasting my time asshole, I could have gotten that info from the previews. How about posting something that's actually useful so I can play one tonight!"

Stan_Man: "Check out the eTitlement on Fishy_Bob. Begone, troll!"
eTitlement by eTitled July 15, 2009
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entitlement bitch 

A person who is used to getting their way no matter what. A person who will not take no for an answer.
EB: I want my poodle gold plated.
X: We cannot gold plate poodles.
EB: I will not rest until I have complained to your manager, the president of your company, your mother, your poodle, your best friend and every person in this establishment until I get my way.

Vaginal Entitlement 

a woman sometimes american with beauty rating of 7.5+ or better who acts/speaks on a daily basis as if they deserve money, gifts, guys attention, a nice car & overall the best in life simply because they think they are pretty on exterior & can use their vagina to get it, but yet won't do anything like real work to get ahead in life.
You see this chick walking with the gucci glasses, LV shoes, & Hermes bag ignoring those guys trying to politely say hello? she is the definition of vaginal entitlement, perhaps if they had gift bags to give her...

entitlement princess 

A female who believes that she should receive special treatment from all who come into contact with her. She is a condescending, self-centered, nasty little bitch. She often doesn't have a job and uses her daddy's credit card to purchase services and items far beyond her own income (which is usually zero) would allow.
Check out Kaitlyn in her new Jaguar. That little entitlement princess cursed her daddy out when he gave her a Honda for her birthday, so he traded it in.

Entitlement Bitch 

Person (male or female) who are under the impression that they are the ruler of the world... or at least the establishment they are getting service in. Basically a person who expects to get what he wants in a store, restaurant, etc., with no regard to policies or laws.
B: I had the shittiest customer this morning!
C: What happened?
B: She expected me to take her friend's credit card, and when I told her I legally couldn't do it, she bitched me out and called over my manager screaming that she'd never shop here again!
C: Sounds like a classic entitlement bitch to me.
Entitlement Bitch by em May 2, 2005

entitlementia

1. Behaving any way in which one chooses with total disregard for public decorum.

2. (Less commonly) the belief by some members of society that they have an unqualified right to be supported by the public purse.
1. Did you see that singer bursting on the stage during another singer's awards acceptance speech? Talk about entitlementia!
2. Thinking you should keep getting bigger and bigger welfare checks each time you have yet another baby you can't afford is total entitlementia.
entitlementia by Poetessa August 13, 2010

Self Entitlement 

The false feeling that someone inherently deserves something despite not having done anything to earn it.
Ex 1: Jane got offended when her parents asked her to do some chores around the house because she felt self entitled to the free room and board she had been given for the last 13 years of her life.

Ex 2: Johns attempted justifications for pirating movies revealed he had a sense of self entitlement which made him feel he deserved other peoples work for free.
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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