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Essak is someone who can walk into any room and be able to speak to any person. The vibe around this person is always full of happiness and jokes. He has a glow in his eyes and a handsome look to him with a respectable manner.

Essak can also be very mysterious and quiet, not showing emotions easily. He is calm and collected picking the people around him wisely. If your on the wrong side of this person it's hell for you.
Look Essak is here. The definition of a true gentleman!
essak by Tusks29 November 22, 2021
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Extended Essay 

A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
Extended Essay by Patric Hong January 12, 2009
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essak • essay • essa • esskeetit • Essam • Essah • Essayed • essketit • esaak • essai
Extreme alteration of "Lets Get It". Popularized by a Soundcloud artist named "Lil Pump".(other aliases include "Professor Pump", "Liliam Pumpernickle", "Lyrical Genius", ect) Lil Pump was first seen using this term when recording himself inside of a car with Smokepurpp. Smokepurpp exclaimed "Look at all these shopping bags!", and then there was an uproar inside of the vehicle of them chaotically screaming "Essketit" without a determinable purpose.

"Essketit" can mean a plethora of things. It can be used to express excitement, pleasure, acceptance, ect. Basically, it means "I/We will prosper, let us proceed".
Agamemnon: "Brothers! Let us smite the wretched Troy and retrieve Our great queen, Helen!"

Greek Military: *exclaims in unison*

Agamemnon: "ESSKETIT!"

Greek Military: *in unison*"ESSKETIT!!"
Essketit by Purrpologist March 5, 2019

TOK essay 

An essay for the philosophy course that is a prerequisite for the IB program. Dealing with topics that have no answer, the student must complete this impossible task if they want to receive the all hailed by students and ignored by college prise of the IB diploma.
Below is the basic structure of a TOK essay:

"This is my opinion. This is why it's believable. OH WAIT this is why it could be wrong, so there are two opinions now. K, so now that that's done- OH WAIT here's another opinion for no real reason other then word count! Now I'm going to question the question, to seem smart. WHAT IS TRUTH? And add a quote in here, Friend says "What is not true???" And now I have to conclude that I'm wishywashy in my arguments, and in and ending statement: FUCK.T.O.K."
TOK essay by Sarah theConfused October 14, 2009

ibo eshak 

1) Ibo Eshak is the name of a Turkish conqueror during the times of world war one who invaded the kingdom of King Empierre Sozar Edison IV, ruler of a Muslim sect of the Ottoman Empire during the war. He singlehandedly butchered 76 percent of the Ottoman soldiers with a rusty sword until he got shot in thy heart by his older brother, Bavarius Nigobobo.

2) Drake's real name created by his Muslim ancestors; "Ibonarious Eshakuhammud"
"Hey, have you heard of Ibo Eshak? "
"Yeah, he's the chad Turk who cucked the Ottoman Empire."
ibo eshak by 4pacsonar November 5, 2020
1. A district in the city of Osaka, Japan. It has a metro station, and is known for having a long time ago the arcade center NeoGeo Land. Kyo Kusanagi (from KOF series) lives here.

2. Recurrent name in almost all the Kyo Kusanagi songs in The King of Fighters.
1. Kyo: ''Long live Esaka, mothafuckas!!!''
2. Random Guy: ''Whoa, Goodbye Esaka is an awesome song!''
Esaka by SilverFerret July 14, 2009
useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world
Jimmy had to do his long essay instead of playing outside with his friends.
essay by kaly January 2, 2004
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