Definitions by Purrpologist

Hop Scotch 

To "hop scotch" or "hopping scotch" is to do something extreme and or unexpected out of extreme emotion or lack thereof.

Ex 1: "A chick was hopping scotch at Wendy's. Flipping tables and everything."

Ex 2: "He gone hop scotch on yo ass if you don't stop playing with him...."

Ex 3: "The bitch hopped scotch and said she loved em after the first date."

Ex 4: "He had to use the bathroom so bad, he hopped scotch and took a piss in public."

Hop Scotch by Purrpologist May 14, 2020

Bible 

A "bible" is a very large stack of money. Another alteration of this world is "pocket bible", which means a smaller stack of money.

Ex 1: "Aye, look! It's a bunch of bibles in this duffle bag!"

Ex 2: "I can pull you some scriptures from a bible if you need some."

Bible by Purrpologist May 7, 2020

Scripture 

"Scriptures" or "Scripture"(both can be used as plural depending on context) is a term which means an money(of an indefinite amount). A "bible"(a stack of money) is made up of scriptures.

Ex 1: "On my momma niggas gone die if I don't have my scriptures by Monday."

Ex 2: "I'll divide this bible into separate scriptures."

Scripture by Purrpologist May 7, 2020

Toat 

To carry something.(usually used when referring to guns)

Ex 1: "WE TOAT DEM DICKS!"

Ex 2: "Toat this box upstairs."

Toat by Purrpologist March 14, 2019

Purpp 

Music term: Means that a beat sounds similar to the style of Ronny J and Smokepurpp's signature production. Bombastic distorted and elongated 808s and the dark/trippy/eerie sounding melodies in Trap instrumentals. Examples of songs that sound "purpp" are "Fingers Blue", "Geek A Lot", and "Audi" by Smokepurpp.

"Aye, this shit sound Purpp as fuck!"

Purpp by Purrpologist March 14, 2019

Bless Yo Trap

"Bless Yo Trap" or "Blesseth Yo Trap" is a phrase popularized by a Soundcloud artist by the name "Smokepurpp".(He also goes by other monikers such as "Lil Water", "Purpp", and "Lil Purpp", ect) This phrase was first used by Smokepurpp in a song called "Bless Yo Trap" on his debut album "Deadstar", released in 2017. He went on and used this iconic phrase in other songs such as his single, "Geek Alot". The comedic alteration of "Bless Yo Trap", "Blesseth Yo Trap" was popularized by a You-Tuber named "CDTVProductions" in a video published in 2018 called "WORST Rappers in the Game? - Smokepurpp (Episode 19)" where he said "the man who Blesseth my Trap.".

From our understanding "Bless Yo Trap" is a phrase that is meant to wish someone(or many) the best of luck in their illegal activities.(mostly selling drugs) "Bless Yo Trap" also can just mean "I wish you the best of luck" without any correlation to illegal activities.

Person A: "Vro, I got a fuckin' history test tomorrow."

Person B: "Damn. Well, I gotta go, homie. Bless Yo Trap."

Person A: "Thanks, vro. Bless Yo Trap."

Bless Yo Trap by Purrpologist March 5, 2019

Essketit

Extreme alteration of "Lets Get It". Popularized by a Soundcloud artist named "Lil Pump".(other aliases include "Professor Pump", "Liliam Pumpernickle", "Lyrical Genius", ect) Lil Pump was first seen using this term when recording himself inside of a car with Smokepurpp. Smokepurpp exclaimed "Look at all these shopping bags!", and then there was an uproar inside of the vehicle of them chaotically screaming "Essketit" without a determinable purpose.

"Essketit" can mean a plethora of things. It can be used to express excitement, pleasure, acceptance, ect. Basically, it means "I/We will prosper, let us proceed".

Agamemnon: "Brothers! Let us smite the wretched Troy and retrieve Our great queen, Helen!"

Greek Military: *exclaims in unison*

Agamemnon: "ESSKETIT!"

Greek Military: *in unison*"ESSKETIT!!"

Essketit by Purrpologist March 5, 2019