Essayed 

Verb - to be essayed
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.

In response to his sarcastic joke, John got essayed by the original poster.

"You just got essayed!"

Essayed by Jhaelrnya February 24, 2009

Essayed 

When a woman is essayed (S.A'd) = Sexually Assaulted.

She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police

Essayed by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023

Essayed 

Essayed (pronunciation) S.A'd = Sexual Assault

She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police

Essayed by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023

Elsayed 

A wonderful person, who does my math for me, I love him.

If youre ever struggling in life, get yourself an ElSayed.

Elsayed by anonymous April 25, 2021

Essaedi 

A skinny Yemeni who gets good grades.

'Sup Essaedi.

Essaedi by Totally not Mikaylah March 28, 2023

EssayDansk

An essay in dansk is the action of writing a text on which you reflect your opinion on a topic
It is also reffered to as "Lort" and"Skrald"

Oh no, I have to write my EssayDansk in dansk for tommorrow!

EssayDansk by mysteryman69420 December 6, 2018

essayen 

Ein bewusstes Reifenlassen eines Gedankens, bevor man ihn ausspricht oder handelt.

Ein mentaler Prozess zwischen Fühlen und Denken – wie ein Samen, der im Kopf wächst, bis er Form annimmt.

A: Warum hast du ihm noch nicht geantwortet?
B: Ich muss das erst essayen.

essayen by Denis Borchert October 9, 2025