esemoment 

a moment of stupidity that makes no sense

French toast can melt in a toaster (esemoment)

esemoment by p.rebel March 12, 2016

Shinji Ikari Emoment

Sat in the bath tub mulling over your pathetic existence! Staring at ceilings wondering why you're here!

That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!

Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!

Friend 1:

I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"

Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!

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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!

Shinji Ikari Emoment by SunSetSphinx August 17, 2011

emoment 

"Emo Moment"

A point in time where an individual engages in whining, complaining, or otherwise self-pitying behavior around others, usually in search of pity.

Emo is a style of softcore pseudo-punk music usually stereotyped as "whiny" and often features singers complaining about their bad love lives and the unfairness of life in general.

Jan had a total emoment on her Livejournal when she started up all that drama about how her boyfriend broke up with her over the Frodo/Aragorn slash forums.

emoment by Gabriel Korrigan October 15, 2004

emoment 

eMoment ee-moh-muh nt

noun - a joyous occasion, passing interval of time or lifetime achievement to be professionally captured, shared, enjoyed and reminisced for generations to come.

verb - to convert stand-alone photo, video and audio artifacts into artistic digital montages that preserve the authenticity of a special moment.

Kodak moments are so 90s, today we emoment our special occasions.

The video of the guy throwing a shoe at our president was such an emoment.

emoment by arbinligind May 18, 2009

Eyemometer 

The act of looking outside of your window and determining if it is a cold enough day to wear a sweater, jacket or just a t-shirt. It is determined by the amount of sunlight that is shining onto the ground and the amount of fog on your window.

Person 1: Hey dude do you think I need a jacket for when we go outside?

Person 2: Let me use my eyemometer and find out......no we don't need a jacket it's perfect outside.

Eyemometer by TheSafestDanger February 4, 2010

Emoment 

A moment in time in which someone is being emo.

Hey Joe, are you having an emoment?

Sorry Bob, I was just having a little bit of a emoment back there.

Emoment by Heheheh... March 24, 2009

emoment 

An emo moment. A moment of emotional feelings. Usually ranging from 30 seconds, to 1:45 seconds. Then ending in a spontaneous giggle. Most likely, an emoment will happen at least twice a day, but if you already have emotional tendencies, may occur more often.
An emoment may also occur due to a severe dis, or burn.
Resulting in ice.

I cried because someone used my makeup. That is considered an emoment.
ex. You stupid cooz! you stole my eyeliner!

emoment by shana[bags] September 24, 2007