Eyemometer 

The act of looking outside of your window and determining if it is a cold enough day to wear a sweater, jacket or just a t-shirt. It is determined by the amount of sunlight that is shining onto the ground and the amount of fog on your window.

Person 1: Hey dude do you think I need a jacket for when we go outside?

Person 2: Let me use my eyemometer and find out......no we don't need a jacket it's perfect outside.

Eyemometer by TheSafestDanger February 4, 2010

eyecrometer

A fictional tool employed when measuring something to within a degree of "close enough" by eye.

This isn't the space shuttle- my eyecrometer will be accurate enough to get it done.

eyecrometer by thejunkwhisperer June 6, 2010

eyeometer 

when you can calculate specific sizes and shapes with only using your eyes, like speaker holes, centering picture ect.....

I need to cut this hole out for this 12 inc subwoofer, i will just use my eyeometer

eyeometer by NICK B October 8, 2004

eyetometrist 

Slang or redneck for optometrist. A eye doctor that checks a person's eyesight to see if they need corrective lenses.

I went to my eyetometrist and got my eyes checked; they said I need glasses.

eyetometrist by ConSyderate August 14, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004