Eyemometer 

The act of looking outside of your window and determining if it is a cold enough day to wear a sweater, jacket or just a t-shirt. It is determined by the amount of sunlight that is shining onto the ground and the amount of fog on your window.

Person 1: Hey dude do you think I need a jacket for when we go outside?

Person 2: Let me use my eyemometer and find out......no we don't need a jacket it's perfect outside.

Eyemometer by TheSafestDanger February 4, 2010

eyecrometer

A fictional tool employed when measuring something to within a degree of "close enough" by eye.

This isn't the space shuttle- my eyecrometer will be accurate enough to get it done.

eyecrometer by thejunkwhisperer June 6, 2010

eyeometer 

when you can calculate specific sizes and shapes with only using your eyes, like speaker holes, centering picture ect.....

I need to cut this hole out for this 12 inc subwoofer, i will just use my eyeometer

eyeometer by NICK B October 8, 2004

eyetometrist 

Slang or redneck for optometrist. A eye doctor that checks a person's eyesight to see if they need corrective lenses.

I went to my eyetometrist and got my eyes checked; they said I need glasses.

eyetometrist by ConSyderate August 14, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019