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It's free real estate 

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.

Fairstead Estate 

Known also by locals as 'The Stead'

1) Council Estate on the outskirts of King's Lynn, Norfolk.
2) Shit Hole
3) Place to visit if you wish to score drugs, alcohol or to be shot
4) Widely considered to be a home from home for London Rejects
1) If you want to get stabbed or catch a Disease; come to Fairstead Estate
Fairstead Estate by slipper foot September 29, 2011

Escape Text 

Text that you send to someone at a designated time in order to offer them a chance to escape a date, meeting, or other event that they might need to get out of.
I have to send Maureen an escape text tonight in case she needs to get out of her date.

escape ape rape 

This is a near miss in which a possible victim avoids sexual assault by defense measures, such as pepper spray, or avoiding a bad situation!
Susie was able to escape ape rape with pepper spray!
escape ape rape by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Ape Escape 

A game released for the original Playstation. It was the first playstation game to require use of the DualShock controller, which was the first playstation controller with sticks. The game involves you trying to capture monkeys in nets. There are also boss fights every now and then. There are also minigame's which you can unlock.

It was also remade on the PSP, but the only difference is the minigames.
I 100%'d Ape Escape twice.
Ape Escape by Xtreme2252 August 24, 2009

Escape the matrix 

We need to escape the matrix stop the 9-5 jobs stop controlment. be yourself
Escape the matrix by saussahe November 14, 2022