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It's free real estate 

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.

Fairstead Estate 

Known also by locals as 'The Stead'

1) Council Estate on the outskirts of King's Lynn, Norfolk.
2) Shit Hole
3) Place to visit if you wish to score drugs, alcohol or to be shot
4) Widely considered to be a home from home for London Rejects
1) If you want to get stabbed or catch a Disease; come to Fairstead Estate
Fairstead Estate by slipper foot September 29, 2011

Escape Text 

Text that you send to someone at a designated time in order to offer them a chance to escape a date, meeting, or other event that they might need to get out of.
I have to send Maureen an escape text tonight in case she needs to get out of her date.
Escape Text by ShorewoodScott June 2, 2015

escape ape rape 

This is a near miss in which a possible victim avoids sexual assault by defense measures, such as pepper spray, or avoiding a bad situation!
Susie was able to escape ape rape with pepper spray!
escape ape rape by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Ape Escape 

A game released for the original Playstation. It was the first playstation game to require use of the DualShock controller, which was the first playstation controller with sticks. The game involves you trying to capture monkeys in nets. There are also boss fights every now and then. There are also minigame's which you can unlock.

It was also remade on the PSP, but the only difference is the minigames.
I 100%'d Ape Escape twice.
Ape Escape by Xtreme2252 August 24, 2009

Escape the matrix 

We need to escape the matrix stop the 9-5 jobs stop controlment. be yourself
Top G helps us escape the matrix
Escape the matrix by saussahe November 14, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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