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WGT

Guy texting, "Hey girl you're looking hot. Wishing you were here right now...wgt?"
by mia.dancer January 27, 2017
mugGet the WGTmug.

dpm

"He's so clueless about how stupid he sounds he's a dpm"
by mia.dancer January 15, 2009
mugGet the dpmmug.

Quim

The professor was speaking about sexual transmitted diseases during the Dark Ages and used the word Quim. A student interrupted asking for the definition and another student shouted out, "man I knew you were a virgin, it means pussy!"
by mia.dancer August 26, 2022
mugGet the Quimmug.

Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
mugGet the Cream showmug.

sexercise

When the sex is a great physical workout you take care of two needs at the same time; getting laid and daily exercise
man that mia should teach a class on sexerciseshe totally gave me such a workoutI don't need to go to the gym and the sexwas awesome!
by mia.dancer February 11, 2017
mugGet the sexercisemug.

Sexperience

Sexperience is an incredible sexual encounter that you'll remember always
Dude for the last 4 hours I had the most incredible sex with that chick I met online it was the sexperience of a lifetime!
by mia.dancer October 27, 2021
mugGet the Sexperiencemug.

erectis erupteous

When an erection reaches the state of ejactulation expelling it's load
Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
mugGet the erectis erupteousmug.

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