When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 08, 2021
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by mia.dancer September 07, 2021
The professor was speaking about sexual transmitted diseases during the Dark Ages and used the word Quim. A student interrupted asking for the definition and another student shouted out, "man I knew you were a virgin, it means pussy!"
by mia.dancer August 27, 2022
Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!
by mia.dancer September 08, 2021
Dude for the last 4 hours I had the most incredible sex with that chick I met online it was the sexperience of a lifetime!
by mia.dancer October 28, 2021
a Crapster is someone that has the ability but chooses not to speak the truth ever. Instead they make up crap about anything and everything no matter what it's about.
That Steve is a total Crapster I can't believe what comes out of his mouth. He's a real shit talker I don't trust anything he says.
by mia.dancer December 30, 2021