mia.dancer's definitions

Quim

An antiquated form of describing female genitalia

The professor was speaking about sexual transmitted diseases during the Dark Ages and used the word Quim. A student interrupted asking for the definition and another student shouted out, "man I knew you were a virgin, it means pussy!"

by mia.dancer August 26, 2022

Slutrific

A hot girl that is incredibly naughty and extremely promiscuous

Veronica invited me to explore anything I want with her of the sexual nature! She's absolutely slutrific!

by mia.dancer September 15, 2021

sexercise

When the sex is a great physical workout you take care of two needs at the same time; getting laid and daily exercise

man that mia should teach a class on sexerciseshe totally gave me such a workoutI don't need to go to the gym and the sexwas awesome!

by mia.dancer February 11, 2017

BLIPSTER

BLIPSTER IS LIKE A BLISTER BUT EXCLUSIVELY ON THE LIPS FROM GIVING TOO MANY BLOW JOBS

1ST WORKING GIRL; DAMN GIRL WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR MOUTH? IT LOOKS LIKE BUBBLE WRAP!

2ND WORKING GIRL; THERE WAS A CONVENTION DOWNTOWN GIRL, THEY ONLY WANTED ME TO GIVE EM HEAD, I DID 11 BLOW JOBS, NOW MY LIPS ARE COVERED IN BLIPSTERS.

by mia.dancer September 9, 2020

Sexperience

Sexperience is an incredible sexual encounter that you'll remember always

Dude for the last 4 hours I had the most incredible sex with that chick I met online it was the sexperience of a lifetime!

by mia.dancer October 27, 2021

erectis erupteous

When an erection reaches the state of ejactulation expelling it's load

Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!

by mia.dancer September 8, 2021

Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path

4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "

by mia.dancer September 8, 2021