eqton 

A replacement for lol.
It is an acronym for "exhaling quickly through one nostril."

Person 1: Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Person 2: I dunno. Why?
Person 1: They keep falling through his hands.
Person 2: eqton

eqton by Hussein June 10, 2004

Estonian phenomenon 

Estonia is a small country in northern Europe that feels and would like to be nordic, but actually belongs to the baltic countries south of the baltic sea. Due to its size and since just about 1.4 million people live there (for reference: New York has 8.4 million inhabitants) , somthing that has been dubbed the "estonian phenomenon" can be witnessed here. The term describes that everyone practically knows everyone or at least someone who knows them. This makes gossip equally more interesting and more dangerous, since the person you are gossiping about will almost certainly hear about it. Sometimes Estonia feels like a big family gathering of a country where even someone who seems to be a random stranger has most likely some kind of relation to you.

"Oh hey, I know the girl who just delivered our food... that was an awkward interaction"
"How do you know her?"

"Its just a case of estonian phenomenon, my classmate used to work at her families store and she used to play soccer with my second cousin. Did you know that she broke up with her Boyfriend?"

Estonian phenomenon by Lilleke5 July 24, 2021

Estonian Haircut 

An adult circumcision.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, are you circumcised?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I got an Estonian haircut last night!"

Estonian Haircut by Gordon Q. Sillyputty August 16, 2021

Tobias Eaton 

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless

"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"

Tobias Eaton by ~:^) December 23, 2013

Emton 

Pubic hair

Hugo: Yo my emton is really bushy
Steven: Damn son my emton is musty

Emton by Huggetbugget March 11, 2021

Dirty Elton

When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.

Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?

Dirty Elton by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022

Eton College

Posh boys school in England with an annual fee of over the average income. Sports played are rowing, rugby and cricket. Pupils consist mainly of upper middle class white Oxbridge-bound Hooray Henrys, many of whom are the offspring of aristocrats and investment bankers.

Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street.

I wouldn't want my little darlings mixing with the peasants. Hugo and I will be packing them off to Eton College!

Eton College by theurbandictionarydon May 18, 2011