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A super smart awesome genius. And no, Elton isn't synonymous with gay. No.
Duude. You got a 100 on that test? Y U SO ELTON
by gfagfafagafadfgahgjhjjhdghd September 03, 2012
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An intellectually gifted person, who is extremely kind, loving and caring. He seems to always be in the right place at the right time. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.
OMG, he just pulled off an Elton.

Wow that's so Elton like.
by Retrogamer May 01, 2016
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A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H
by Ronzula May 26, 2008
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An intellectually gifted, talented, and skillful person, who is extremely kind, caring, and talented. He's not very tall but sure as hell low-key funny and has a great smile. He's strong and very well builted. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.
OMG you look; Elton like.
by Lighthouse April 24, 2017
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A gay and shitty singer or musician. Someone that thinks they're good at everything but isn't. A tool.
Why are you being such an Elton?
by Buffalowangs January 06, 2018
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