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an englishman with an inclination to be a gangsta in every situation. Often used as a term of endearment.
Did you SEE that eaton? My my, what a gangsta!
by todd eaton March 30, 2005
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Eaton is a suburb of Bunbury, a city a few hours south of perth, the capital of western australia.

Eaton is divided into three parts. Old eaton, parkridge and millbridge. Old eaton is pretty much the ghetto of Bunbury and walking around there at night without getting mobbed or raped is pretty hard. Parkridge is one step up from this, where the middle class cats live. and millbridge is full of rich pr*cks who build giant ass houses and work on the mines.

in general, the further north you go in eaton, the safer you are.

the school in eaton - eaton community college, (aka eaton correctional centre) is known as the most feral school in or around Bunbury. When you graduate yr 12 here there's no doubt you have actually become dumber than when you got there. the only kids who go to this school are either black or retarded. or reallllly poor.

the collie river also runs on the edge of eaton, with the most disgusting water on the planet. its full of blowfish and thats all. the high schoolers jump off the collie bridge after school sometimes to prove how tuff they are. when the cops rock up to tell them off they bring fully sealed radiation suits so they dont catch aids.

also, if you catch the bus into or out of town, dont hang around the bus stop too long unless you enjoy being mobbed.
retard: "hmm red light."
local: "are you insane!? dont f*cking stop, we're in eaton! we will get hijacked by a bunch of coons!"
(^not that there are traffic lights in eaton.)

retard: "just gonna do a spot of fishing up the collie river."
local: "'re not from around here are you?"
by evasion438 March 22, 2011
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This is the act of eating while riding an portable donkey while making your way downtown eating fast and then heading home
"Yo did you see Nik eaton yesterday?"
"Yeah man that was crazy"
by Eatonknower June 02, 2014
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something to eat, a time when you realize your shit is starving.
Damn dog, I'm a fitting to bust up out, my shit is honegree -- I'm a get my motherfucking eat on.
by Matty Jo Jo September 29, 2006
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A kind hearted, short tempered,young man.hes loving but his temparature gets him in trouble. He's over protective and hates the fake. Trust him with you life, he will fight
Eaton is crazy.
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by Steel hands March 22, 2018
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One who fiends for a fix; especially referring to someone who tries to get stuff on credit.
That dude be Eaton. Trying to get them roxies from me, but don't get paid until midnight Tuesday.
by Jack Fishman August 04, 2019
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