Epiphtheosis is a term developed by Matthew Donzelle Robinson meaning: continuity and consciousness of full potential; a divine like being; a phenomenal interpreter; practically one's epiphany of theosis; realizing you're extraordinarily creative, unique, and powerful; apotheosis; zenith; highly aware; a remarkable enlightened being; in addition, it's a transformative process where one's aim is to be Godly, or solely because of their greatness they are perceived to be angelic or in union with God.

Hope: Do you plan to be great in life?

Don: Yes, I'm very epiphtheosis about my future.

Epiphtheosis by Original___Don June 25, 2019

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epiphery

is what Michael Scott had on The Office (U.S.), S3: E:14

"I had...an epiphery..."

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Epiphanacious

An epiphanacious moment is the direct incident and/or actions in life that create an epiphany in your thoughts.

“Ive had an epiphanacious moment that has lead to my best epiphany so far!”

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Epiphany drinking

The consumption of alcohol solely for the purpose of enlightening yourself to new ideas. because booze and drugs open new interneuron connections which never existed before in the human brain. therefore you are capable of acheiving epiphanies during this experiance

Rick: dude...i just thought of something..!

Dale: man, thats what epiphany drinking does to ya!

Epiphany drinking by sethisaphilosopher January 2, 2010

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epiphigasm

The physically and spiritually overwhelmingly pleasurable sensation of coming to a new realization.

Chick 1: I had the most incredible epiphigasm of my life last night.

Chick 2: Tell it.

Chick 1: I'm actually NOT fat. I'm a size 2 for gods' sake.

Chick 2: In-DEED.

epiphigasm by d2squared November 5, 2007

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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