An epipenis is a surgically altered penis capable of being used as a bludgeoning weapon. Used primarily to combat the vaninja but also used as a weapon to crush the skulls of opponents standing in the way of its wielder. Commonly found wielded by those whom have given up on traditional world takeover tactics...
While brainstorming ideas to take over the world he heard a voice in his head tell him that the only way to properly do it would be to slay the vaninja's and bludgeon his opponents with the Epipenis..
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).