Epipenis

An emergency injection of hard cock that thirsty women may insert in a time of anal-phylactic shock.

"Hey, did you get that D last night?"
"No, but thankfully I had an epipenis."

Epipenis by RealDoctorMan MD. April 8, 2017

Epipenis

An epipenis is a surgically altered penis capable of being used as a bludgeoning weapon. Used primarily to combat the vaninja but also used as a weapon to crush the skulls of opponents standing in the way of its wielder. Commonly found wielded by those whom have given up on traditional world takeover tactics...

While brainstorming ideas to take over the world he heard a voice in his head tell him that the only way to properly do it would be to slay the vaninja's and bludgeon his opponents with the Epipenis..

Epipenis by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) November 2, 2009

Eppenis 

The act of being Eepy (Sleepy) while holding your Penis.

After a long day of playing VRChat with his friends, Craig felt Eppenis.

Eppenis by Craig_Mack May 8, 2024