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Epiphery 

The accidental (and very painful) removal of hemorrhoids during anal sex.
Dwight Shroot's ginormous kurcina wore the white walls off of Michael Scott's largest soulja boy, causing a bloody booty blowout... and epiphery juice went everywhere.
Epiphery by Whistler July 16, 2024
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Epiphemy 

Epiphany misspelled.

Pronounced "eh-piff-em-me"

A sudden idea that solves (or seems to solve) an existential problem: An unusual solution that becomes the clear and obvious answer (at least for the moment.)

A revelation.

An answer that feels given and without cognitive effort, often resulting from small coincidental events or objects that bring a latent memory to mind. It can also arise from contemplation - see 'lateral thinking' on Wikipedia.
I've been here for a little bit and just realized, an epiphemy, duh, I am the only lifeform here

source: grace centered dot com
Epiphemy by zabuyelite May 14, 2017
Very Mated man that is known to steal your girl in the best of ways.
This man tests 15/10 on the attractive scale and even tho he’s British. He is a hell of a good man
Epipery stole yo girl cuz 🫦
Epipery protested British lives matter
epipery by Hogbumwiper42 April 22, 2022

Epipherette 

When a smoker has run out of cigarettes, then suddenly realizes who they can bum one off of.
Smoker 1: Damn I ran out of cigarettes
Smoker 2: Shoot me too...
Smoker 1: Hey wait a second, doesnt Bob have cigarettes?
Smoker 2: I think you just had an epipherette
Epipherette by Smoker #1 December 16, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026