Dwight Shroot's ginormous kurcina wore the white walls off of Michael Scott's largest soulja boy, causing a bloody booty blowout... and epiphery juice went everywhere.
A sudden idea that solves (or seems to solve) an existential problem: An unusual solution that becomes the clear and obvious answer (at least for the moment.)
A revelation.
An answer that feels given and without cognitive effort, often resulting from small coincidental events or objects that bring a latent memory to mind. It can also arise from contemplation - see 'lateral thinking' on Wikipedia.
I've been here for a little bit and just realized, an epiphemy, duh, I am the only lifeform here
Very Mated man that is known to steal your girl in the best of ways.
This man tests 15/10 on the attractive scale and even tho he’s British. He is a hell of a good man
When a smoker has run out of cigarettes, then suddenly realizes who they can bum one off of.
Smoker 1: Damn I ran out of cigarettes
Smoker 2: Shoot me too...
Smoker 1: Hey wait a second, doesnt Bob have cigarettes?
Smoker 2: I think you just had an epipherette
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.