epiphery 

is what Michael Scott had on The Office (U.S.), S3: E:14

"I had...an epiphery..."

epiphery by avalanches November 4, 2017

Epiphery 

The accidental (and very painful) removal of hemorrhoids during anal sex.

Dwight Shroot's ginormous kurcina wore the white walls off of Michael Scott's largest soulja boy, causing a bloody booty blowout... and epiphery juice went everywhere.

Epiphery by Whistler July 16, 2024

Epiphemy 

Epiphany misspelled.

Pronounced "eh-piff-em-me"

A sudden idea that solves (or seems to solve) an existential problem: An unusual solution that becomes the clear and obvious answer (at least for the moment.)

A revelation.

An answer that feels given and without cognitive effort, often resulting from small coincidental events or objects that bring a latent memory to mind. It can also arise from contemplation - see 'lateral thinking' on Wikipedia.

I've been here for a little bit and just realized, an epiphemy, duh, I am the only lifeform here

source: grace centered dot com

Epiphemy by zabuyelite May 14, 2017

epipery 

Very Mated man that is known to steal your girl in the best of ways.
This man tests 15/10 on the attractive scale and even tho he’s British. He is a hell of a good man

Epipery stole yo girl cuz 🫦
Epipery protested British lives matter

epipery by Hogbumwiper42 April 22, 2022

Epipherette 

When a smoker has run out of cigarettes, then suddenly realizes who they can bum one off of.

Smoker 1: Damn I ran out of cigarettes
Smoker 2: Shoot me too...
Smoker 1: Hey wait a second, doesnt Bob have cigarettes?
Smoker 2: I think you just had an epipherette

Epipherette by Smoker #1 December 16, 2008