epiphery

is what Michael Scott had on The Office (U.S.), S3: E:14

"I had...an epiphery..."

by avalanches November 4, 2017

Epiphery

The accidental (and very painful) removal of hemorrhoids during anal sex.

Dwight Shroot's ginormous kurcina wore the white walls off of Michael Scott's largest soulja boy, causing a bloody booty blowout... and epiphery juice went everywhere.

by Whistler July 16, 2024