epipery 

Very Mated man that is known to steal your girl in the best of ways.
This man tests 15/10 on the attractive scale and even tho he’s British. He is a hell of a good man

Epipery stole yo girl cuz 🫦
Epipery protested British lives matter

epipery by Hogbumwiper42 April 22, 2022

epiphery 

is what Michael Scott had on The Office (U.S.), S3: E:14

"I had...an epiphery..."

epiphery by avalanches November 4, 2017

Epiphery 

The accidental (and very painful) removal of hemorrhoids during anal sex.

Dwight Shroot's ginormous kurcina wore the white walls off of Michael Scott's largest soulja boy, causing a bloody booty blowout... and epiphery juice went everywhere.

Epiphery by Whistler July 16, 2024