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Much related to the popular words such as Epeen and E-peen. An Epeener is an individual who almost always seems to play online games and MMO-based games exclusively to flex and increase his or her virtual "epeen" portfolio.
Guild Recruiter: " Hey man, why do you want to join our guild?".

Epeener: " Sounded like my type of people, just to let you know in EverQuest I was the first shaman to 50 and I was also in the first guild on my server to take down vox for the first time. In WoW I am a grand marshal and I was one of the first there".

Guild Recruiter: " You should fit right in, most of us are unemployed also".
Epeener by Chiram January 11, 2008
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1.The largest and heaviest weapon used in sport fencing. Scoring is done my hitting ANY part of the opponent's body, unlike Foil or Sabre where only torso or arms are target.
2.The main weapon used for duels in one-on-one sword fights (foils are for training and sabres are for large scale battles).
"he hit my toe with his epee, and its still counted as a hit!"
Epee by Brian November 3, 2004
An awesome girl with a good sense of humour. Pretty as hell and very intelligent. Tall and easily angered,very nice but don't fuck with her. Last but not least, Epenesas are loyal til the end.
Person 1: You're such an Epenesa
Person 2: Thanks!
epenesa by ©opyright June 28, 2014
Someone who consumes a douche bag
"I love douche bags." said Paul "Fucking eefer!" said Jake
Eefer by Dmoney123454321 September 20, 2009

Elefeint 

To fake that you're pressing the open button when someone runs for the elevator and asks you to hold it.
She came running for the elevator, I elefeinted and as the doors were closing I smiled and shrugged my shoulders like I tried my best.
Elefeint by AvidInBoston February 26, 2011
a fencer who uses an epee blade which is the heaviest and largest of the fencing blades - using this blade they can strike any part of the body to obtain a point; they do not subscribe to the silly "right of way" rules; they are known for thinking they are superior to foilists and sabrists because they are superior to them; they are also known for being the best looking and classiest of all the fencers
foilist x - Oh look at that epeeist, they think they're so good hot... sigh, I wish I was strong enough to hold an epee.

any epeeist - Damn, I'm superior to foilists and sabrists.
epeeist by brown pants has the booty February 25, 2011