Much related to the popular words such as Epeen and E-peen. An Epeener is an individual who almost always seems to play online games and MMO-based games exclusively to flex and increase his or her virtual "epeen" portfolio.
Guild Recruiter: " Hey man, why do you want to join our guild?".
Epeener: " Sounded like my type of people, just to let you know in EverQuest I was the first shaman to 50 and I was also in the first guild on my server to take down vox for the first time. In WoW I am a grand marshal and I was one of the first there".
Guild Recruiter: " You should fit right in, most of us are unemployed also".
Epeener: " Sounded like my type of people, just to let you know in EverQuest I was the first shaman to 50 and I was also in the first guild on my server to take down vox for the first time. In WoW I am a grand marshal and I was one of the first there".
Guild Recruiter: " You should fit right in, most of us are unemployed also".
by Chiram December 29, 2007
short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.
by ~.~ May 22, 2004
(noun) short for "Electronic PEnis ENlargement".
Behavior quite commonly found on online discussion boards or similar, where some looser tries to establish his superiority - and thus the merit of his or her opinion - by stating how skilled and awesome he or she is, rather than forming a sound argument.
Generally also used to condescendingly refer to someones ego.
Behavior quite commonly found on online discussion boards or similar, where some looser tries to establish his superiority - and thus the merit of his or her opinion - by stating how skilled and awesome he or she is, rather than forming a sound argument.
Generally also used to condescendingly refer to someones ego.
Looser: blah blah blah - and then I completed the game in one day. You are obviously inferior and should kiss the ground I walk on and accept my every word as a divine truth.
Rival: Don't pay any attention to the looser with the huge epeen!
Rival: Don't pay any attention to the looser with the huge epeen!
by tveon October 20, 2007
The blatant act of telling everyone, showing off or bragging about how big your epeen is. Most common in online games when someone links or describes a bit of loot they have just obtained which is then immediately followed by someone then linking or describing more and better loot they obtained weeks before and hadn't stopped bragging about.
John: look what i just got <Decent Peice of Epic Loot>
Doe: <Uber Epic loot><More Uber epic loot><Even more Uber epic loot><EVEN MORE Uber epic loot>
John:enuff with the epeening mmmkay?
Doe: <Uber Epic loot><More Uber epic loot><Even more Uber epic loot><EVEN MORE Uber epic loot>
John:enuff with the epeening mmmkay?
by GlycerineOxide December 14, 2010
Equipment Potency EquivalencE Number.
Or just EPEEN. A joke made by Blizzard on April Fools 2010. Later made into an actual add-on you can use in-game. It measures your gear and displays your EPEEN bar above your characters head as well as measuring the surrounding character's EPEEN. The higher your EPEEN score is; the bigger the EPEEN bar is.
Or just EPEEN. A joke made by Blizzard on April Fools 2010. Later made into an actual add-on you can use in-game. It measures your gear and displays your EPEEN bar above your characters head as well as measuring the surrounding character's EPEEN. The higher your EPEEN score is; the bigger the EPEEN bar is.
Your epeen is too low to whisper this character. As seen on one of the pictures on the World of Warcraft site.
by ohemgeeitsyou April 5, 2010
electronic penis. when you zap somebody in an argument online, and they cant come up with a fitting comeback, everyone bows to the almighty might of your epenis. accentuates the fact that an online argument is like the special olympics, when you win youre still a retard.
squirly98: coldplay is for fags.
quilted711: come back when your balls drob.
squirly98: your epeen just grew 2 inches.
quilted711: come back when your balls drob.
squirly98: your epeen just grew 2 inches.
by viciousk August 5, 2008
A misspelled portmanteau of "electronic" and "penis", the word originally stemmed from online games such as First-person Shooters (FPS) and Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games (MMORPG), but is becoming increasingly common in other areas of the Internet. Epeen is suggestive of an Oedipus complex, whereby the individual struggles with their sexuality and real life environment, displacing all energy towards bettering their life in the virtual world.
Player 1: WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS KILL THE BLOOD GUARDS? ARE YOU FKING RETARDED?
Player 2: umadbro?
Player 3: i think he has an epeen
Player 1: WTF WTF PLAYER 2 HAS A FISHING POLE EQUIPPED!!
Player 2: umadbro? awww lil epeen needs a time out
Player 1: Fine, I admit it, I talk in caps angrily because my life sucks, I have a small penis, and my mother beats me.
Player 3: hahahahh
Player 2: hahahaahahahah good.
Player 2: umadbro?
Player 3: i think he has an epeen
Player 1: WTF WTF PLAYER 2 HAS A FISHING POLE EQUIPPED!!
Player 2: umadbro? awww lil epeen needs a time out
Player 1: Fine, I admit it, I talk in caps angrily because my life sucks, I have a small penis, and my mother beats me.
Player 3: hahahahh
Player 2: hahahaahahahah good.
by dontcallmewhite June 15, 2011