Elefeint

To fake that you're pressing the open button when someone runs for the elevator and asks you to hold it.

She came running for the elevator, I elefeinted and as the doors were closing I smiled and shrugged my shoulders like I tried my best.

by AvidInBoston February 09, 2011

Tivnesia

The act of forgetting to fast-forward through the commercials even though the show is Tivo'ed.

I sat there watching all the stupid commercials and then realized I could have fast-forwarded through all the crap; hate it when I have bouts of Tivnesia.

by AvidInBoston February 09, 2011