Tivnesia

The act of forgetting to fast-forward through the commercials even though the show is Tivo'ed.

I sat there watching all the stupid commercials and then realized I could have fast-forwarded through all the crap; hate it when I have bouts of Tivnesia.

by AvidInBoston February 26, 2011

Elefeint

To fake that you're pressing the open button when someone runs for the elevator and asks you to hold it.

She came running for the elevator, I elefeinted and as the doors were closing I smiled and shrugged my shoulders like I tried my best.

by AvidInBoston February 26, 2011