Epee

1.The largest and heaviest weapon used in sport fencing. Scoring is done my hitting ANY part of the opponent's body, unlike Foil or Sabre where only torso or arms are target.
2.The main weapon used for duels in one-on-one sword fights (foils are for training and sabres are for large scale battles).

"he hit my toe with his epee, and its still counted as a hit!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

épée

This is one of the three weapons you can fence. In épée, you can only hit with the tip of the sword, but you can hit the opponent anywhere. The tip of the weapon has a button on the end that depresses when you stab the opponent. When I say you can hit the opponent anywhere on the body, I really mean anywhere. You can hit them on the toe, in the back, in the finger, anywhere. One thing to keep in mind when you fence this weapon, is that there is no right of way. There are no rules to decide who gets the point if both opponents hit at the same exact time. Whoever hits first gets the point.

Jeff: Hey, what weapon do you fence?

Gerald: I fence épée!

by jqw2 February 22, 2018

Epeener

Much related to the popular words such as Epeen and E-peen. An Epeener is an individual who almost always seems to play online games and MMO-based games exclusively to flex and increase his or her virtual "epeen" portfolio.

Guild Recruiter: " Hey man, why do you want to join our guild?".

Epeener: " Sounded like my type of people, just to let you know in EverQuest I was the first shaman to 50 and I was also in the first guild on my server to take down vox for the first time. In WoW I am a grand marshal and I was one of the first there".

Guild Recruiter: " You should fit right in, most of us are unemployed also".

by Chiram January 11, 2008

epeeist

a fencer who uses an epee blade which is the heaviest and largest of the fencing blades - using this blade they can strike any part of the body to obtain a point; they do not subscribe to the silly "right of way" rules; they are known for thinking they are superior to foilists and sabrists because they are superior to them; they are also known for being the best looking and classiest of all the fencers

foilist x - Oh look at that epeeist, they think they're so good hot... sigh, I wish I was strong enough to hold an epee.

any epeeist - Damn, I'm superior to foilists and sabrists.

by brown pants has the booty February 25, 2011

epeen

short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.

my epeen is bigger than yours
did you see the size of his epeen?

by ~.~ May 22, 2004

epeen joust

A battle of the epeen, often coinciding with a full clearing of Molten Core in World of Warcraft.

Tim: Its tuesday, time for a MC clearing.
Craig: I challenge you to an epeen joust!
Ban: Oh snap!

by Nylith July 22, 2008

Epeephany

Having an epiphany whilst peeing.

I went to the bathroom and had an epeephany.

by ajfajn May 27, 2011