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A person who has really small genitals and incredibly ugly
Person 1: You really seem like an ensu right now.
Person 2: No you are!
ensu by thebestttt July 16, 2023
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The main bathrooms full, im gonna go use the ensuite in my room
ensuite by greencloud8 April 26, 2008
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me cago en su madre

An insult in Spanish, popular in Miami, which translates into "I shit on your mother."
This sometimes extended into "Conyo carajo me cago en su madre," which loosely translates into "Fucking hell, I shit on your mother."
"Me cago en su madre!" yelled Ernesto to the driver of the shiny, new Lexus that cut him off.
me cago en su madre by Danny January 21, 2005

Hilarity Ensues 

From the days of newspaper TV Guides that would write two sentence synopses (loglines) of a television show. Sometimes these summaries wouldn't sound comedic on the surface, so "hilarity ensues" was used to ensure the audience understood it was a premise for a comedy.
Tonight on Seinfeld, George decides the best time to have a snack is during sex. Hilarity ensues.
Hilarity Ensues by flobo November 13, 2010
Ensume comes from the Romanian "însumi", which means myself.
Ensume is a brand name that represents that you must work for things yourself in order to accomplish them.
Person 1: - I liked his T shirt.
Person 2: - He was wearing Ensume. What a cool guy.
ensume by Designer Sus December 7, 2018

Ensurance Beer 

The extra beer you bring to a party to ensure you will have enough to get yourself drunk.

Commonly misspelled as "insurance beer."
Guy 1: Well I've got this 12-pack for myself, but I don't know if it'll be enough
Guy 2: Grab some ensurance beer, better safe than sorry.
Ensurance Beer by skootles September 2, 2010
To make sure. Not to be confused with insure.
He ensured that I wouldn't get any leftovers by getting home before me and eating all of them.
Ensure by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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