ensu 

A person who has really small genitals and incredibly ugly

Person 1: You really seem like an ensu right now.
Person 2: No you are!

ensu by thebestttt July 16, 2023

ensuite 

A bathroom attached to a bedroom.

The main bathrooms full, im gonna go use the ensuite in my room

ensuite by greencloud8 April 26, 2008

me cago en su madre

An insult in Spanish, popular in Miami, which translates into "I shit on your mother."
This sometimes extended into "Conyo carajo me cago en su madre," which loosely translates into "Fucking hell, I shit on your mother."

"Me cago en su madre!" yelled Ernesto to the driver of the shiny, new Lexus that cut him off.

me cago en su madre by Danny January 21, 2005

Hilarity Ensues 

From the days of newspaper TV Guides that would write two sentence synopses (loglines) of a television show. Sometimes these summaries wouldn't sound comedic on the surface, so "hilarity ensues" was used to ensure the audience understood it was a premise for a comedy.

Tonight on Seinfeld, George decides the best time to have a snack is during sex. Hilarity ensues.

Hilarity Ensues by flobo November 13, 2010

ensume 

Ensume comes from the Romanian "însumi", which means myself.
Ensume is a brand name that represents that you must work for things yourself in order to accomplish them.

Person 1: - I liked his T shirt.
Person 2: - He was wearing Ensume. What a cool guy.

ensume by Designer Sus December 7, 2018

Ensurance Beer 

The extra beer you bring to a party to ensure you will have enough to get yourself drunk.

Commonly misspelled as "insurance beer."

Guy 1: Well I've got this 12-pack for myself, but I don't know if it'll be enough
Guy 2: Grab some ensurance beer, better safe than sorry.

Ensurance Beer by skootles September 2, 2010

Ensure 

To make sure. Not to be confused with insure.

He ensured that I wouldn't get any leftovers by getting home before me and eating all of them.

Ensure by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005