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a drink used to gain or maintain a healthy weight.
I drank ensure after recovering from anerexia nervosa
ensure by Sofie S June 4, 2005
staple of underfed homosexual dredge-queens trying to stay thin well past their prime and failing as they look more AIDS than Laids
I met this scrawny, jaded faery in Chicago that rented an old ballet studio; great layout with massive sq.footage, 12 ft. ceilings, multiple parlors, and mirrored hallways. How he paid for it as a interior house painter is beyond me. The point where I decided to remember the address was when I saw him sipping on an Ensure he tore from a sixpack and blandly talking about the last job - "3 months ago". I forgot to check back to see if it the place was available, but I know he's dead. I just know it. Somewhere on or just off of Halstead. Go find it!
Ensure by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

《¤》Ensure《¤》My《¤》Safety《¤》ensUure《¤》mUy《¤》safUety《¤》ensurE《¤》mY《¤》safetY《¤》 

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《¤》Ensure《¤》My《¤》Safety《¤》ensUure《¤》mUy《¤》safUety《¤》ensurE《¤》mY《¤》safetY《¤》

Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)

Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)
Hym Iam "Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)"

Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. 

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. 

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.
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