Endorphin 

The smartest mammal in the sea.

:We have the endorphin on our side.
:The almighty endorphin has blessed us with the victory.
:I can feel it...the endorphin... we have already one this fight before it has even begun

Endorphin by Kansaschief11 May 11, 2019

endorphin walrus 

Someone who's intensely, happily sated, such as after great food or sex, to the point that they can't do anything more than flop around.

(As used by Elsa Moriarty in cracked.com's "The 6 Most Counterproductive PSAs of All Time")

"You're spent after most anything fun, from sex to exercise to an intense round of Mega Man 2. That satisfied, post-coital and -foodal period is one of the best parts of the experience -- when every desire has been sated, and you're so happy you can do nothing but flop around like an endorphin walrus."

endorphin walrus by Grinning Cat March 7, 2012

endorphin girl 

The end all of feminine Super Heroes, Endorphin Girl fights unhappiness, depression, aches and pains and basically anything that doesn't feel like your entire body has just burst through the event horizon of a black hole at a final climactic radar gun read of 187,000 miles per second only to discover that beyond the speed of perfect love lies an alternate universe with a full cooler of ice cold anything you desire to quench the sweet lava like oozing fire in your love parched throat as well as hot bags of tacos, buffalo wings and Fritos, with nary a complaint about crumbs or eating in bed, followed by the nap of the millennium and a wake up full body massage.

Lauren Francesca's YouTube Channel launch on Valentine's Day, 2011 has convinced me that she is the only super hero woman who can save me, Endorphin Girl.. I'm at total peace with the planet, man..

endorphin girl by theMidnightTacoElf March 1, 2011

undorphins 

A negative feeling after a major workout, whether it is being tired, exhausted, depressed, etc. The opposite of endorphins.

After going for a run, I felt exhausted with pain coursing through my body, followed by feeling tired. Why did I have so many undorphins?

undorphins by JoltIR0N April 9, 2019

endorphins 

The body's natural opioids to make a person feel happy! Also to reduce pain. The only place these are found naturally is in the bloodstreams of people who are in love, in diet sodapop, & in chocolate!

I'm So Grateful for endorphins! & I love diet sodapop & chocolate & being in love!

endorphins by Starchylde June 7, 2016

enwhorphin 

A pain slut that gets off on the endorphin rush she experiences when hit, spanked or beaten.

"You're an enwhorphin!" exclaimed Emily, when Jen told her she liked getting hit in the face and spanked.

enwhorphin by Mrs. Boss September 10, 2013

endorphinized 

To have a high level of endorphins in the blood.
To be in high euphoric state.

After that eww wii John was highly endorphinized.

endorphinized by John Minter and Mike D'haem January 28, 2009