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emurgently 

An urgent emergency, uncommon in its usage, as the word emergency normally implies a fair amount of urgency. However, the phrase was originally coined because the word emergency did not cover the full extent of the urgency implied.
Jason emurgently pushed his way throught the crowd to his dying wife.
emurgently by Kokomo_man February 6, 2005

Emergent Docking 

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

eSurgent 

Derived from the word Insurgent, pronounced (e) Sir-jent

A person espousing extreme views of the Islamic culture. In most cases this person is an Arab that migrated to a western nation but not necessarily since in some cases it can be an internet troll. The eSurgent usually strikes on internet forums or the comment section of various video hosting sites like youtube or liveleak, attacking with one liners such as "death to Israel!" or "Allah Akbar" in some sort of apparent attempt to boost morale or maybe even perhaps convert religion over the web. In conclusion the eSurgent is the radical Islamic version of a keyboard warrior.
Looks like another eSurgent is raising jihad over the web again.
eSurgent by zaffeh September 6, 2009

Emergenturd 

A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.
"I'm glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I've got a major emergenturd."
Emergenturd by CamLT August 3, 2015
THE BEAST OF ALL BEASTS! Truly an unimaginable DEMON coming to kill all. Emergentz is a word of DEATH and unholiness. Anyone who possesses this name is unholy!
Unholy Woman: My name is emergentz.
Holy woman: GET AWAY! -flashes cross-
Emergentz by SoyDivine May 23, 2022

emergently 

A combination of emergency and "tly" less the "cy". Emergently is an additional expletive for emergency, something that it is "really an emergency of importance!" (a true emergency, commonly used in medical vernacular). adverb
The word emergently is commonly used in hospital settings such as: He had to "emergently" leave town due to the impending death of his girl friend, mother, lover, other sibling, in-law, or child of importance.
emergently by Hey Jude March 19, 2008