emergent

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A thing, task, change or problem that needs to be completed quickly due to a decission makers saying so, and typcially not based on any real need or requirement.

Used when someone is taking a poop on a situation. Emerge= to move out from, '+' NOW.

I just had a Huge Emergent Situation occur, had to use an entire roll of toilet paper to complete it.

emergent by spodie February 28, 2011

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emergent

An emergency with urgency.

This is an emergent hair fix!

emergent by Gwen April 9, 2005

emergent

a mix between "urgent" and "emergency"

sabrina i need to tell you something about friday, its emergent!

emergent by meowwwwwwww! August 16, 2010

Emergent

A common phrase used by FREM personnel in an attempt to sound knowledgeable on the radio while informing their manner of response.

Medic 12-1 enroute to SRMC non-emergent

Emergent by alrightythen540 May 9, 2018

Emergent Docking

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.

Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

Emergent Docking by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013

Emergent CEO

Chief Executive Officer of Shite

“Your acting like the Emergent CEO at the moment”

Emergent CEO by Hettie123 September 25, 2020

emergent nihilism

A contrapositive form of nihilism in which the momentum of desire replaces the momentum of will.

A Schopenhauerian nihilism in which desire emerges as aesthetic.

Meta-nihilism.

Emergent nihilism replaces Nietzsche's paradigm of effection with Schopenhauer's paradigm of emergence.

Human beings observe this emergence as the panagram of colors.

emergent nihilism by sandraxine August 11, 2018

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026