emergent

A thing, task, change or problem that needs to be completed quickly due to a decission makers saying so, and typcially not based on any real need or requirement.

Used when someone is taking a poop on a situation. Emerge= to move out from, '+' NOW.

I just had a Huge Emergent Situation occur, had to use an entire roll of toilet paper to complete it.

emergent by spodie February 28, 2011

emergent

An emergency with urgency.

This is an emergent hair fix!

emergent by Gwen April 9, 2005

emergent

a mix between "urgent" and "emergency"

sabrina i need to tell you something about friday, its emergent!

emergent by meowwwwwwww! August 16, 2010

Emergent

A common phrase used by FREM personnel in an attempt to sound knowledgeable on the radio while informing their manner of response.

Medic 12-1 enroute to SRMC non-emergent

Emergent by alrightythen540 May 9, 2018

Emergent Docking 

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.

Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

Emergent Docking by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013

Emergent CEO 

Chief Executive Officer of Shite

“Your acting like the Emergent CEO at the moment”

Emergent CEO by Hettie123 September 25, 2020

emergent nihilism 

A contrapositive form of nihilism in which the momentum of desire replaces the momentum of will.

A Schopenhauerian nihilism in which desire emerges as aesthetic.

Meta-nihilism.

Emergent nihilism replaces Nietzsche's paradigm of effection with Schopenhauer's paradigm of emergence.

Human beings observe this emergence as the panagram of colors.

emergent nihilism by sandraxine August 11, 2018