emergent

A thing, task, change or problem that needs to be completed quickly due to a decission makers saying so, and typcially not based on any real need or requirement.

Used when someone is taking a poop on a situation. Emerge= to move out from, '+' NOW.

I just had a Huge Emergent Situation occur, had to use an entire roll of toilet paper to complete it.

by spodie February 28, 2011

emergent

An emergency with urgency.

This is an emergent hair fix!

by Gwen April 09, 2005

emergent

a mix between "urgent" and "emergency"

sabrina i need to tell you something about friday, its emergent!

by meowwwwwwww! August 16, 2010

Emergence

a doujinshi made by an artist called "shindol".

normie: hey who's this Saki Yoshida?

some guy on the internet: Oh, she's from Emergence, simply go to this link, nhentai.net/g/177013

by suzutski December 17, 2018

Emerge

Emerge is the cheaper version of lucozade you get round the side shop. Most of the time they will be in a roadmans pocket. It is normally 50p. The blue is shit. The green is shit. The purple and orange are BEAST

Emerge is an energy drink only level 3 roadmen are permitted to drink

by ThePoseiden.1243 December 03, 2019

Emergence

A piece of graphic literature that revolutionized the world of degenerates and connoisseurs. The lesser-known but official name of 177013, which it is more commonly known as. Many have found it an alternative to D.A.R.E.

Degenerate #1: Hey, did you read Emergence yet?
Degenerate #2: Yeah, it was amazing.

by Coffepot October 09, 2018

emergency

somthing that is serious and not calling someone at 3 a.m to ask you what to wear to a party thats in 13 more hours.

mandy: this is a emergency
kim:what
mandy: so what should i wear to the party the blue or pink top.

kim: it's 3 in the morning, wear the blue top
mandy: thanks kim, you are the only one that didn't cuss me out and tell me to go back to sleep
kim:whatever go back to sleep

by poCkadotslotz June 02, 2010