A thing, task, change or problem that needs to be completed quickly due to a decission makers saying so, and typcially not based on any real need or requirement.
Used when someone is taking a poop on a situation. Emerge= to move out from, '+' NOW.
Used when someone is taking a poop on a situation. Emerge= to move out from, '+' NOW.
I just had a Huge Emergent Situation occur, had to use an entire roll of toilet paper to complete it.
by spodie February 11, 2011
by meowwwwwwww! August 16, 2010
normie: hey who's this Saki Yoshida?
some guy on the internet: Oh, she's from Emergence, simply go to this link, nhentai.net/g/177013
some guy on the internet: Oh, she's from Emergence, simply go to this link, nhentai.net/g/177013
by suzutski December 18, 2018
Emerge is the cheaper version of lucozade you get round the side shop. Most of the time they will be in a roadmans pocket. It is normally 50p. The blue is shit. The green is shit. The purple and orange are BEAST
by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019
somthing that is serious and not calling someone at 3 a.m to ask you what to wear to a party thats in 13 more hours.
mandy: this is a emergency
kim:what
mandy: so what should i wear to the party the blue or pink top.
kim: it's 3 in the morning, wear the blue top
mandy: thanks kim, you are the only one that didn't cuss me out and tell me to go back to sleep
kim:whatever go back to sleep
kim:what
mandy: so what should i wear to the party the blue or pink top.
kim: it's 3 in the morning, wear the blue top
mandy: thanks kim, you are the only one that didn't cuss me out and tell me to go back to sleep
kim:whatever go back to sleep
by poCkadotslotz June 2, 2010
A piece of graphic literature that revolutionized the world of degenerates and connoisseurs. The lesser-known but official name of 177013, which it is more commonly known as. Many have found it an alternative to D.A.R.E.
by Coffepot October 10, 2018