eSurgent 

Derived from the word Insurgent, pronounced (e) Sir-jent

A person espousing extreme views of the Islamic culture. In most cases this person is an Arab that migrated to a western nation but not necessarily since in some cases it can be an internet troll. The eSurgent usually strikes on internet forums or the comment section of various video hosting sites like youtube or liveleak, attacking with one liners such as "death to Israel!" or "Allah Akbar" in some sort of apparent attempt to boost morale or maybe even perhaps convert religion over the web. In conclusion the eSurgent is the radical Islamic version of a keyboard warrior.

Looks like another eSurgent is raising jihad over the web again.

eSurgent by zaffeh September 6, 2009

emurgently 

An urgent emergency, uncommon in its usage, as the word emergency normally implies a fair amount of urgency. However, the phrase was originally coined because the word emergency did not cover the full extent of the urgency implied.

Jason emurgently pushed his way throught the crowd to his dying wife.

emurgently by Kokomo_man February 6, 2005

emurgent 

It is an urgent emergency.

Lana: This is an emurgent case of the Chickenpox.

emurgent by lamini March 31, 2021

silica-esurient marasmic adipsia phobia

a fatal survival cycle where extreme hunger (esurience) leads a person to eat silica or sand. This causes physical wasting (marasmus) and a total loss of the urge to drink (adipsia), resulting in a paralyzing fear that the body is drying out from the inside.

person 1:sorry im not going to eat sand today I have silica-esurient marasmic adipsia phobia
person 2: I mean there’s nothing else to eat than sand so you have no choice
person 1: still not eating it

silica-esurient marasmic adipsia phobia by i make nonsensical words March 19, 2026