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Chickenpox

The sexually transmitted disease you get from having unprotected sex with a chicken.
Kito suffered a severe case of chickenpox after he left his uncle's ranch in Indonesia.
Chickenpox by chickiechickie September 26, 2007
Words you can keep

Vegas Chickenpox 

Derived from "What happens in Vegas , stays in Vegas. Except Herpes that shit comes back with you" along with Chickenpox being a very common virus most people have, creates a less threatening title for Genital Herpes.
Adult 1: I wanna fuuuuq you so bad right now bb...

Adult 2: Sweet but first I gotta let you know I have Vegas Chickenpox...

Adult 1: That doesn't sound very threatening! I have fun in Vegas! I won't press you for more information! Let's fuuuuq!

Adult 2: RADICAL!
Vegas Chickenpox by mindxkontrolle October 1, 2016

chickenjoy 

It's chicken. It's enjoyable. NO NEED FOR EXPLANATION JUST EAT IT AND HAVE ORGASMS IN YOUR MOUTH!
guy: 'yo man life sucks i just dont get any enjoyment anymore =('
jollibee: 'i got chickenjoy man'
guy: 'OH SNAP I LOVE LIFE NOW! I JUST HAD AN ORGASM IN MY MOUTH!'
chickenjoy by masarap March 17, 2009

chicken pox 

an illness that causes red rashes all over the body to show up that look like little red bumps. Usually comes along with
a fever a day or two before.
"Look man, i just got all these red bumps over me, it must be chicken pox."
chicken pox by lil_kika May 17, 2006

chickenorse

A chicken that is a horse.
'Fuck me Toby, was that a chicken or a horse?!'
'I think it might have been chickenorse Gareth!'
chickenorse by Gareth + Toby April 18, 2008

chickenometry

the branch of mathematics that deals with the relations between the sides and angles of plane or spherical poultry, and the calculations based on it.
I'm failing chickenometry this semester... I think I'm going to take basic agriculture over again next year.
chickenometry by Linguisticator November 25, 2011

Chickenbone Alley

At most Nascar Racetracks,the backstretch is call Chickenbone Alley.Mainly because these are usually the cheap seats where fans sit.Term derived from Rednecks throwing chickenbones down toward the track during the race.

We couldn't afford the good seats, so we bought tickets on
Chickenbone Alley.
Chickenbone Alley by CyberKing December 28, 2005
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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