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Vegas Chickenpox 

Derived from "What happens in Vegas , stays in Vegas. Except Herpes that shit comes back with you" along with Chickenpox being a very common virus most people have, creates a less threatening title for Genital Herpes.
Adult 1: I wanna fuuuuq you so bad right now bb...

Adult 2: Sweet but first I gotta let you know I have Vegas Chickenpox...

Adult 1: That doesn't sound very threatening! I have fun in Vegas! I won't press you for more information! Let's fuuuuq!

Adult 2: RADICAL!
Vegas Chickenpox by mindxkontrolle October 1, 2016

chickenjoy 

It's chicken. It's enjoyable. NO NEED FOR EXPLANATION JUST EAT IT AND HAVE ORGASMS IN YOUR MOUTH!
guy: 'yo man life sucks i just dont get any enjoyment anymore =('
jollibee: 'i got chickenjoy man'
guy: 'OH SNAP I LOVE LIFE NOW! I JUST HAD AN ORGASM IN MY MOUTH!'
chickenjoy by masarap March 17, 2009

chicken pox 

an illness that causes red rashes all over the body to show up that look like little red bumps. Usually comes along with
a fever a day or two before.
"Look man, i just got all these red bumps over me, it must be chicken pox."
chicken pox by lil_kika May 17, 2006

chickenorse

A chicken that is a horse.
'Fuck me Toby, was that a chicken or a horse?!'
'I think it might have been chickenorse Gareth!'
chickenorse by Gareth + Toby April 18, 2008

chickenometry

the branch of mathematics that deals with the relations between the sides and angles of plane or spherical poultry, and the calculations based on it.
I'm failing chickenometry this semester... I think I'm going to take basic agriculture over again next year.
chickenometry by Linguisticator November 25, 2011

Chickenbone Alley

At most Nascar Racetracks,the backstretch is call Chickenbone Alley.Mainly because these are usually the cheap seats where fans sit.Term derived from Rednecks throwing chickenbones down toward the track during the race.
We couldn't afford the good seats, so we bought tickets on
Chickenbone Alley.
Chickenbone Alley by CyberKing December 28, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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