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Emergency Food
Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020
emergency screen
minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching
"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."
emergency screen by BGbeemer March 13, 2010
Emergency Landing
When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.
Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.
Emergency Landing by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009
emergency weed
Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.
My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!
My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!
emergency weed by preteentommy December 1, 2013
emergency intercom
the best podcast on the planet. enya umanzor and drew phillips make penis jokes and tell ky to shut up. drew is undeniably a straight alpha male.
emergency intercom by whatwouldyoudoifwhenyouokayso July 11, 2022
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