Emoty 

Emoty is the empty feeling without a certain person present.

Sergeant Crainum has an emoty look today because his girlfriend left his lamebot ass for Elupe.

Emoty by Trickglock November 12, 2019

Emoty 

Empty "Unon/Alon" Emoty is a t1 codm player who loves anime,
Hobbies- Calling People with fun names

Emoty :O

Emoty by iSnipee. January 23, 2022

Emoty-handed 

When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.

Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.

Emoty-handed by Uh_khakis May 4, 2021

Emodynamics

A Xavierian school of philosophy that defines joy and good fortune as finite, outlining a zero-sum relationship between those that are happy and those that are not. Emodynamisists advocate hermitism and living in a state of emotive neutrality, martyrizing their own happiness in the belief doing so will directly benefit others. They are quick to label perceived excess and inequity as hegemonic, greedy, and egocentric.

1: Xavier: Renegade Angel really opened my eyes to the truths of emodynamics.

2: Learning about emodynamics was like my mind getting smashed in the balls

Emodynamics by TK0_buba October 23, 2017

schrödinger's emoticon 

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014

emoticonundrum 

difficult, confused or indecipherable communication by use of emoticon or worse, emoticons

all i asked was "how are you" and i got this sort of sideways chinese-guy-with-a-mustache-looking emoticonundrum in response

emoticonundrum by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

emotenuse 

Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.

The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.

emotenuse by Marcus Solomon November 8, 2007