Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the
right-angle
triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular
mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo
crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared
plus B squared equals C squared;
C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.