Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle
triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering
one or both eyes created by the backward, angular
mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo crybaby'
s emotenuce can be
calculated with the formula A squared
plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.