Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle
triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped
line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular
mullet favored by emo clones.
The
length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be
calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the
variable representing the length of the emotenuse.