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emotesticle

Being emo (goth, eyeliner, black) but also being a male
A word that can define your personality and gender without any confusion
"hey im Josh, im a male and so i go by the pronouns he/him and i like sports"
"hey im David and im emotesticle and go by the pronouns he/him/they/them"
by aloominium July 31, 2022
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Entesticle

Sexually expressing the word enthusiastic. Used by people who are thinking about other things while speaking enthusiastically.
Lauren "Joe i was being entesticle ; )"
Lauren "Joe i want your entesticles"
by Jay Veeee May 10, 2009
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egotesticaless

personality trait defined by one's ego being so large it has consumed one's testicles.

This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.

See also: egopuss
David: That guy is such a egotistical pussy, what's his deal?

Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.

David: testicle-less?

Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.
by wordwizzard November 21, 2010
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Egotesticle

The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.
John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls
by casey99 January 23, 2007
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egotesticle

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
by Uni-baller April 28, 2010
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Egotesticle

e·go·tes·ti·cle
/ˌēɡəˈtestək(ə)l/
adjective
A man who is heavily steeped in masculine energy and excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; extremely self-centered.
He thinks he's God's gift to women - so egotesticle.
by Alchemissed October 24, 2023
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Egotesticle

Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.
That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.
by ms. wordiness November 4, 2012
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