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Egotesticle 

The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.
John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls
Egotesticle by casey99 January 23, 2007

Emotastic 

In relation to being emo in great amount; used when something is fanTASTICly emo.
That song is Emotastic!
Emotastic by Jessica December 19, 2004

emotastic 

A blurb of the words "emo" and "fantastic", having the following meanings:

-Being so emo as to cause physical pain to others. Ridiculously emo.

-Quintessentially emo. So emo as to bring the word "emo" to mind when observed.

-Sloppily emotional but still unnaturally cool.
Oh, quit being so emotastic already; you're making the plants wilt.

That band is so emotastic, they make me want to dye my hair and write bad suicide poetry.

It's amazing to me how she can pull off the ugly cry and still look awesome afterward. She's so emotastic.
emotastic by Pixie Toes January 26, 2010

emotastic 

being typically or extremly emo or emo like.
'her hair style is emotastic'
'she was crying emotasticly'
emotastic by libbi May 11, 2006

egotesticle 

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
egotesticle by Uni-baller April 28, 2010

Emotastic 

Something that is so completely filled with being emo, you have to comment on it.
Did you see the pictures on that guys myspace?

Oh, yeah. They're so emotastic.
Emotastic by emmelie April 14, 2006