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Egotesticle 

The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.
John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls
Egotesticle by casey99 January 23, 2007

Emotastic 

In relation to being emo in great amount; used when something is fanTASTICly emo.
That song is Emotastic!
Emotastic by Jessica December 19, 2004

emotastic 

A blurb of the words "emo" and "fantastic", having the following meanings:

-Being so emo as to cause physical pain to others. Ridiculously emo.

-Quintessentially emo. So emo as to bring the word "emo" to mind when observed.

-Sloppily emotional but still unnaturally cool.
Oh, quit being so emotastic already; you're making the plants wilt.

That band is so emotastic, they make me want to dye my hair and write bad suicide poetry.

It's amazing to me how she can pull off the ugly cry and still look awesome afterward. She's so emotastic.
emotastic by Pixie Toes January 26, 2010

emotastic 

being typically or extremly emo or emo like.
'her hair style is emotastic'
'she was crying emotasticly'
emotastic by libbi May 11, 2006

egotesticle 

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
egotesticle by Uni-baller April 28, 2010

Emotastic 

Something that is so completely filled with being emo, you have to comment on it.
Did you see the pictures on that guys myspace?

Oh, yeah. They're so emotastic.
Emotastic by emmelie April 14, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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