emergay 

1. when you urgently have to come out as gay
2. when the fbi says "i quit"

"my fbi dude just gave up on me to come out to his peers. classic emergay!"

emergay by suckadickin May 21, 2020

Evergay 

Nickname of a company

Richard said” I’ve got a name for a company, evergy”,and Larry said, more like evergay.

Evergay by Turtle whisper June 14, 2018

emergy 

Donald Trump tweeted "this is a National Emergy." A state of panic that your rant isn't going on twitter fast enough so you don't proof read your tweet. also can be a state of confusion ignorance and anger

Donald Trump tweeted "this is a National Emergy."

I'm having an Emergy

emergy by Ginger Bih October 22, 2018

emergapoo 

Needing to take a poo immediately, because it has now become an emergency and cannot be stopped or held back. May come at the worst possible and inconvenient times.

May also be know an emergashit.

Please excuse me, I need to take care of this emergapoo.

There was an emergashit in my pants this morning so I was late for work due to the messy clean up and extra shower.

Also known as an emergency shit.

emergapoo by ladylike214 July 3, 2014

Energay

Two people of the same sex having very intense “gay” sexual and emotional energy when around each other

Amy: “Damn look at Martin and Alex”
Matthew: “big Energay”

Energay by Shortbrightandugly November 18, 2019

emergadate 

The person you know you can go to when you need a last minute date for an event and every other person you'd prefer to go with can't make it. Characteristics inculde: always free on very short notice and fun to be with but of no romantic interest.

"I bought non-refundable tickets to the comedy club to surprise Monique but she had to go out of town; I called my emergadate the night before and now I'm going with Beth. Whew!"

emergadate by Jim Gavelier March 3, 2007

Emergy 

The possible emergence of a what-if scenario with an inflated sense of importance used to propagate deception.

"I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!"

Emergy by cyberphunkisms October 24, 2018