emergadate 

The person you know you can go to when you need a last minute date for an event and every other person you'd prefer to go with can't make it. Characteristics inculde: always free on very short notice and fun to be with but of no romantic interest.

"I bought non-refundable tickets to the comedy club to surprise Monique but she had to go out of town; I called my emergadate the night before and now I'm going with Beth. Whew!"

emergadate by Jim Gavelier March 3, 2007

Emergitate

e·mer·gi·tate/ɪˈmɜ r.dʒɪ.teɪt
verb intransitive e·mer·gi·tat·ed, e·mer·gi·tat·ing.

1. To practice mindfulness, meditation, or deep spiritual contemplation while sitting directly beneath the canopy of a tree.
2. To rise out of a state of mental chaos, stress, or obscurity into clear, calm awareness through tree-based reflection.

Etymology: A 21st-century blend (portmanteau) of the English words emerge (to rise up from an obscure or confined condition; to come into view) + meditate (to engage in mental exercise for the purpose of reaching a heightened level of spiritual awareness).

“She emergitated under a tree for 3 hours straight.”
“I’m going to emergitate in my garden.”

Emergitate by LeuLeuLew May 15, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004