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elephantory

of elephant nature.
relating to or using a long, elephant nose like object.
This cock through the zipper is rather elephantory.
by cyberphunkisms February 12, 2010
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field moment

When two friends or lovers who have not seen each other for a while enthusiastically move to greet one another, reminiscent of the many parodies and movies where this usually happens in a field of flowers.
Person 1: "When she got off the bus and they noticed each other, they both ran to hug and make out"

Person 2: "What a total field moment!"
by cyberphunkisms April 12, 2010
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Olympic Narcolepsy

A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.
Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.

Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
by cyberphunkisms February 22, 2010
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authoritea

1. Tea for anyone who believes that violence can be used to solve complex {social} issues.
2. Tea for authoritative leaders or parents.
3. Tea for an author.
person one: would you like some authoritea?
person two: no thanks, I like green tea better, and I dont subscribe to that ideology...

...and my writing is horrible.
by cyberphunkisms January 6, 2010
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Anarchic Governments Paradox

The Anarchic Governments Paradox is the idea that the governments/nations/violent monopolies of the world, exist within their own anarchy - while governments proclaim themselves as the heroes who have defeated the evils of anarchy, they themselves live within it.
Jessie's love life is as messed up as the Anarchic Governments Paradox.
True dat.
by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2009
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Fingfat

Short for finger fatigued.
Having tired fingers after having fingered a girl.
I had such a major case of fingfat last night, i had to take a break while she took over.
by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2009
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salar

1. Powerful person
2. Strong person
Bob is a real Salar.
by cyberphunkisms April 19, 2006
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