Jesus Emitter

Something that emits ultraviolet radiation detectable to the human eye.

It's so dark in here...turn on the Jesus Emitter!

by ASsdfaklbs6! December 1, 2010

embetterment

A non-existent word that George W. Bush frequently uses in speeches and at press conferences.

We've gotta promote the leadership that is willing to condemn terror and, at the same time, work toward the embetterment of the lives of the Palestinian people.

by Jack Kennedy March 8, 2003

Embattered

Its a mixed emotion which combines the feeling of 'embarrassment' and 'flattery/flattered'.

The class of 300, was asked the question, Which among these following are true.

a. The Name of the person who spoke in front of this class today is Monisha.
b. She was raised in Dubai.
c. She lived in India for 2 years.
d. All of the above.

Half way through the question, Monisha was embattered. She wanted to hide her face, but also bask in the limelight, quite shamelessly.

by rattyraut May 12, 2011

embutterment

The act of putting butter on something, usually bread.

We all sat around the TV to watch the embutterment of the royal rye bread by Queen Elizabeth II.

by Seshie January 20, 2020

Embattered

Its a mixed emotion which combines the feeling of 'embarrassment' and 'flattery/flattered'.

The class of 300, was asked the question, Which among these following are true.

a. The Name of the person who spoke in front of this class today is Mary.
b. She was raised in Alaska
c. She lived in Nigeria for 2 years.
d. All of the above.

Half way through the question, Mary was embattered. She wanted to hide her face, but also bask in the limelight, quite shamelessly.

by rattyrauty May 12, 2011

Staniland Emitter

An Infinitely Dense Point(less) Source that emits Penis Isotropically ( equally in all directions)

ah, you seem to be confusing that with a Staniland Emitter.

by OfCom Radio Investigation Ser May 9, 2021