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Jesus Emitter 

Something that emits ultraviolet radiation detectable to the human eye.
It's so dark in here...turn on the Jesus Emitter!
Jesus Emitter by ASsdfaklbs6! December 1, 2010
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embetterment 

A non-existent word that George W. Bush frequently uses in speeches and at press conferences.
We've gotta promote the leadership that is willing to condemn terror and, at the same time, work toward the embetterment of the lives of the Palestinian people.
embetterment by Jack Kennedy March 8, 2003

Embattered 

Its a mixed emotion which combines the feeling of 'embarrassment' and 'flattery/flattered'.
The class of 300, was asked the question, Which among these following are true.

a. The Name of the person who spoke in front of this class today is Monisha.
b. She was raised in Dubai.
c. She lived in India for 2 years.
d. All of the above.

Half way through the question, Monisha was embattered. She wanted to hide her face, but also bask in the limelight, quite shamelessly.
Embattered by rattyraut May 12, 2011

embutterment 

The act of putting butter on something, usually bread.
We all sat around the TV to watch the embutterment of the royal rye bread by Queen Elizabeth II.
embutterment by Seshie January 20, 2020

Embattered 

Its a mixed emotion which combines the feeling of 'embarrassment' and 'flattery/flattered'.
The class of 300, was asked the question, Which among these following are true.

a. The Name of the person who spoke in front of this class today is Mary.
b. She was raised in Alaska
c. She lived in Nigeria for 2 years.
d. All of the above.

Half way through the question, Mary was embattered. She wanted to hide her face, but also bask in the limelight, quite shamelessly.
Embattered by rattyrauty May 12, 2011

Staniland Emitter 

An Infinitely Dense Point(less) Source that emits Penis Isotropically ( equally in all directions)
ah, you seem to be confusing that with a Staniland Emitter.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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