3 definitions by Rimjob
A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.
by Rimjob February 3, 2004
Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.
Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?
Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!
Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?
Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!
by Rimjob February 10, 2014
someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by Rimjob February 10, 2014